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★ ℕ𝔼𝕎 𝕐𝔼𝔸ℝ ☆
⢠⣶⣿⠿⣿⣶⡄⠄⣠⣶⡿⢿⣷⣄
⢸⡿⠄⠄⢈⣿⣿⠄⣿⡿⠄⠄⢹⣿⡆
⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⡿⠁⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇
⢀⣴⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠙⢿⣷⣶⡿⠟
⠄⣴⣾⠿⢿⣷⣄⠄⢀⣴⡾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠸⣿⠃⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⣿⡇⣿⣿⢿⣯⣿⠄
⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿
⠸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡁⣸⣗⢙⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡷⠆⣣⣄⡁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⡟⠀⢊⣁⠄⠉⣀⣙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡿⠟⠑⠙⢉⣄⣤⡉⠻⢿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠂⣰⣾⠟⠽⠙⠷⠢⠙⠻⣿⣷⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⠟⠁⠊⠁⠁⣠⢦⣠⣀⠲⢶⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿
⣿⣏⣿⣿⣻⠟⠉⠁⠒⢉⣠⣄⠉⢏⠣⠌⠙⠻⣿⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠴⢋⠕⣱⠻⢦⣄⣀⠐⠶⣶⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣽⣿⡿⠶⢒⡀⢤⠤⠊⣱⣿⣦⡁⠉⠙⠒⠈⠙⣯⣿
⣿⣿⡷⠦⠀⢀⣀⣠⠴⡺⢻⢻⢯⠻⡛⠶⣈⡙⠻⠿⣟
⣯⣁⣀⡂⠈⢉⣉⢀⠬⠒⠁⠀⡈⠓⠬⡀⣀⣀⠐⠶⠾
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣤⣤⣶⡿⠀⡀⢿⣦⣴⣬⣀⣀⣰⣶⣶
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣉⣁⡀⢐⣈⣉⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
_ ___ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟜____
Today I asked her “hey I’m in the mood to watch some Star Wars, wanna join me?” To where she replied “sure.” I told her we can just skip all of the bad movies that the alt right has an obsession with (the prequels) and go straight to watching the objective masterpieces known as the ST. My wife LAUGHED (yes directly at me, no respect from this woman) replying she didn’t really like them and found them boring. I looked at her straight in the eye, it all became clear to me, my wife is a misogynist, she just hates women, she doesn’t respect women. So I slapped that dumb bxch in the face and screamed “I WILL NOT TOLERATE MISOGYNY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, YOU JUST HATE IT BECAUSE IT HAS A FEMALE LEAD” she shen started crying and acting like a victim, so i just kicked her out.
After the first week of being vegan I woke up ripped. My toes had so much muscle mass they looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. My biceps were so heavy I wouldn’t be able to lift them if I wasn’t vegan. My neck had become a pyramid of muscle and vein and I was so strong I didn’t need to take my car to work, I just walked there and the city moved underneath me somehow. After the second week I laid an egg and out popped a smaller version of me. I took him with me everywhere and together we laughed at meat eaters and bashed the skulls of school children eating Lunchables. Finally on the third week I transformed into an ascended being, I shredded my human form and became a beautiful celestial piece of broccoli. Now I move across the universe blessing worlds with my wisdom of all things. I am officially a vegan.