A college student wanted to sit next to
one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the
student with an arrogant face and said,
"A swan will not be friends with a pig." "Then I shall fly on," answered the
student with a smile.
The teacher was clearly angry by the cheeky response and decided to do everything in his power to fail the
student. On the oral exam, he asked the student the hardest questions, but the student
had amazing answers to everything. Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question, 'You're walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you
choose?'
'The gold.' the student answered. "Unfortunately, I don't agree. I would choose cleverness because that is more
important than money.' "Everyone would choose what they don't
have." said the student. The teacher turns red, and he's so angry
he writes "a$s" on the student's paper.
The student leaves without looking at
the paper. However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper, and says, "Excuse me, sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to
give me my grade!'