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4
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 45.3 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 24 Jan @ 12:30pm

♥♥♥♥ DEI. ♥♥♥♥ Sweet Baby Inc. And ♥♥♥♥ square enix.

So far it seems the game is better than the first part but it really takes me out of the experience when the background NPCs all look gay and retarded.

They also removed explicitly finding Tifa's panties in the flashback you just open a cupboard and they call you an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Can't have ♥♥♥♥ in 2025.

Also why did they double down on the forced slowdown moments at least 1/3 hours of my gameplay so far is just cloud walking around at a slower than normal pace or having to move an object for a "puzzle" that appears to weigh 99999lbs
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2 Comments
CpQuarck 27 Jan @ 4:17am 
My brother in christ, are you telling me Tifa's two physique engines are made by an DEI team?
Ty 24 Jan @ 1:30pm 
0/10 ragebait, yall just sayin anything