The world most Below Average Gamer. Want proof of that? well here's some.

Spent 1.5k hours in TF2 maining Soldier only to be the most bog standard, average Soldier main after said time.

Have thousands of collective hours of FPS games under my belt but my Dirty Bomb hit ratio was 24.8% hits and <2% Headshot ratio all while being a Phoenix main.

In Mordhau my goto strat for getting free kills was to chamber feint into accelerated basic attack.

I have 1.5k hours on DBD. Need I say more?

Point here being if I managed to actually score a frag on you, then it was not skill but entirely luck.


I am forever stuck in the cold confines of my own self made prison never able to break free from the shackles I willingly lock myself in. ~ Some random guy in TF2 circa June 2017


Funny Things
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Are you looking to meet heavily-armed and available men in your area for hot action… and maybe more? Someone who won’t flashbang you then run? Or fancy a group of like-minded murdermen for chat and banter? Then don't play CS:GO.

you ever just stare at someone and wonder how they ended up like that?. I sometimes do that and I've never gotten an answer.


Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + soyjak + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small ♥♥♥♥ energy + + lol copium + snowflake + + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/whooooosh + r/downvotedtooblivion + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom last night + what zero ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf + Jesse what the ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about + ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered

L + Ratio + Me Have Bigger Cave + Me Not Care + Me Not Ask + You No Woman + Small Meat Stick + You Fall From Tribe + Me Better Thinking + You Not Only Ooga But Entire Chakalaka + Grrrrr + Never Breed + Touch Rock

Woww www, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat will make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go ♥♥♥♥ off, “cat-girl”.


Currently Owned Gasmasks
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Yougoslavian M45 (american M9A1 Clone)
OM-14 (Polish GP-5 Clone)
GP-5 Black / GP-5M Black
PMG (HL2 Metrocop mask)
ShMS Grey and Black
PBF Grey and Black (Chernobyl Liquidator Masks) ((Even got the deadly EO-19 filters ))
MP4B (Polish Copy of an American "Bulldog" mask)
GP-7

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Pre-Order L's and W's

Postal 4: Big L
Insurgency Sandstorm: MAJOR L
Resident Evil 4 Gold: Big W
Payday 3 Gold: MONUMENTAL L
Space Marine 2 Gold: mediocre L

Current Score
L's taken = 4
W's taken = 1