Captain chimp
World Edging Champion 2009   Zinder, Zinder, Niger
 
 
Hi, I'm David Michaelson. I'm a 53 year old Bulgarian gamer on Xbox Live. I was recently diagnosed with Discongulated Neurosis disease from macro-dosing LSD multiple times per day for the last 35 years, and have recently moved to ♥♥♥♥♥ to undergo an experimental surgery. I will die in 4 months if this is not successful and am looking forward to spending that time gaming! Since I will be dying in 4 months, I am looking for a hot girl friend to spend that time with, please inquire at my phone number 188-634-6281! I look forward to meeting you! :steamthumbsup:
My Specs
Monitor: Emerson SpongeBob SquarePants 13" CRT Television

Headset: TSh-4 helmet

Keyboard: KB Gear Learning Keyboard Featuring Disney's Winnie The Pooh

Mouse: Fasbel for VW Beetle Sports Car Mouse Wireless Mouse

PC: Dell Dimension 433SV

Processor: 1.7-GHz Intel Pentium 4

Ram: 256 MB memory

GPU:64-MB Nvidia GeForce2 MX graphics accelerator

HDD: 37.25-GB hard drive

Webcam: RED V-RAPTOR XL [X] w/canon ef 70-200 mm lens

Desk gun: Glock 19 Gen 5 w/switch

Personal specs :seriousins:

Height: 6'7

Weight: 275lbs

Bench press: 550lbs

TIME Magazine Man of the year 1938

Total owed in child support: $0 (all of my baby mama's have gone missing :lunar2019coolpig:)

Misdemeanor charges: 14

Felonies: One

Years spent behind bars (so far): 16
Favorite Group
Special Needs Islamic Gamers: Embracing Diversity, Building Community
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Members
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In-Game
7
Online
4
In Chat
Favorite Game
6.5
Hours played
17
Achievements
Review Showcase
This game is a masterpiece. The audio, the visuals, the gameplay and the characters. The dialog made me cry. I've played this game twice already and both times I had a completely different experience. It's beautiful, and I will continue playing this game until the end of me. I bought a whole new gaming PC, two GTX 1080 TIs, an i9 7900X, 128 gigabytes of RAM, making sure I can play this wonder at 8k 144 FPS. I don't just recommend this game, I'm telling you to play it. If you don't, you are missing out on the reason humans exist. Every single person should play this game. I will fight wars to make sure people can continue playing this game. I have stayed in my room since this came out, which is the day I wrote this, and I haven't talked to anyone except the NPCs in this game. I think this is the next step in human evolution. We will eventually all be plugged into a machine, like in the movie, "The Matrix", where this beautiful masterpiece will be our life. Every day, we will wake up in heaven. Every night, we will go to sleep on the copy-pasted textures on the ground. That soon will be the glorious reality, the reality we are meant to be in. Download this game right now, it should only take you a second, and play it. Enjoy it. Live it.
Recent Activity
240 hrs on record
last played on 31 Aug
13.7 hrs on record
last played on 31 Aug
382 hrs on record
last played on 25 Aug
Captain chimp 6 Jul @ 9:30pm 
I'm sorry, Luis. I don't need the interview with taco bell anymore.

Thanks for reaching out :steamthumbsup:
shakkk 6 Jul @ 9:24pm 
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apples_21 26 May @ 6:45pm 
this man is a hero to the people
Lil Marmot 1 May @ 11:57am 
bless you michael
Sgt. Shaved Balls 9 Nov, 2022 @ 11:29am 
This guy got me into the "furrys for white Supremacy". 3 months later I found out he was dating a black person. Now I'm left with a bunch of nazi themed fursuits
linus gaming 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09am 
+rep top-tier bonobo handshake