Folks is one of those nights where there’s just something in the air. Something in the air that makes you want to start the electricity a little bit earlier. Ya know? Something that just makes you wanna look back up at the waitress after ordering an iced coffee and say, you know what? I’ll actually do a shot of tequila too. And she sort of laughs, like wow this guy is really gonna the party started early today and also he’s so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot too I want to bang him I hope he relentlessly hits on me for my entire shift and then asks for my Instagram after. Then you look around at the boys and they are all looking at you, and one of them says to her, I’ll do one too. Next thing you know, the boys have a full round of Mexican waters and are draining tequila shots from downtown, full Ray Allen, and having the time of their life. Talking about baseball, talking about UFC. Talking about chicks. Genuinely feeding off each others energy and getting so drunk before the Sun even had a chance to position itself in the sky to shine down on the people buzzing around on their day. What’s even cooler is knowing that no matter how much people don’t like it, I’m going to continue talking about drugs and alcohol on here, all day. What are you gonna do about it? Lmao I don’t have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ job dude. Hockey isn’t on either so what the ♥♥♥♥ else am I gonna talk about? How many steps my Fitbit recorded today? How many hours of sleep I got last night? (Not a lot because I’m a huge beauty and was partying) anyways I just don’t know what else to really tell you people besides that im going to have fun today and nobody can take that away from me. I’m going to park my honky ass in your lobby and act like I’m worth millions of dollars even though putting everything on credit and racking up an outrageous bill because I’m not scared of interest rates. Does it suck? Yeah. Am I scared? No. I’m too busy barking at chicks near the western seaboard of the United States of America. ♥♥♥♥ is so fun dude. Lets have a day.