Yeah, I'm a gamer, so what? And yeah, maybe I'm addicted to unlocking achievements, are you gonna stop me from doing what I love?
So what if I haven't showered in 2 weeks, I'm always in my room so who can smell my stench? Oh and by the way, I'm actually just allowing my musk and pheromones to accumulate to attract a mate, basic biology kiddo...
... And so what if I like to take it up the ass? God wouldn't have placed a G-spot in my rectum if I wasn't supposed to .. .I can't do this anymore