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131.7 hrs on record (130.0 hrs at review time)
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⏹️🖥️⏹️ Graphics ⏹️🖥️⏹️
🟥 You forget what reality is
✅ Beautiful
🟥 Good
🟥 Decent
🟥 Bad
🟥 Don‘t look too long at it
🟥 MS-DOS

⏹️🕹️⏹️ Gameplay ⏹️🕹️⏹️
✅ Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 It's just gameplay
🟥 Mehh
🟥 Watch paint dry instead
🟥 Just don't

⏹️🔊⏹️ Audio ⏹️🔊⏹️
✅ Eargasm
🟥 Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 Not too bad
🟥 Bad
🟥 I'm now deaf

⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️ Audience ⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️
🟥 Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
🟥 Grandma

⏹️💻⏹️ PC Requirements ⏹️💻⏹️
🟥 Check if you can run paint
🟥 Potato
🟥 Decent
✅ Fast
🟥 Rich boi
🟥 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⏹️💾⏹️ Game Size ⏹️💾⏹️
🟥 Floppy Disk
🟥 Old Fashioned
✅ Workable
🟥 Big
🟥 Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
🟥 You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
🟥 You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

⏹️😖⏹️ Difficulty ⏹️😖⏹️
🟥 Just press 'W'
🟥 Easy
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master
🟥 Significant brain usage
🟥 Difficult
🟥 Dark Souls

⏹️💪⏹️ Grind ⏹️💪⏹️
🟥 Nothing to grind
🟥 Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
✅ Isn't necessary to progress
🟥 Average grind level
🟥 Too much grind
🟥 You'll need a second life for grinding

⏹️📖⏹️ Story ⏹️📖⏹️
🟥 No Story
🟥 Some lore
🟥 Average
🟥 Good
✅ Lovely
🟥 It'll replace your life

⏹️⏳⏹️ Game Time ⏹️⏳⏹️
🟥 Long enough for a cup of coffee
🟥 Short
🟥 Average
✅ Long
🟥 To infinity and beyond

⏹️💵⏹️ Price ⏹️💵⏹️
🟥 It's free!
✅ Worth the price
🟥 If it's on sale
🟥 If u have some spare money left
🟥 Not recommended
🟥 You could also just burn your money

⏹️⚠️⏹️ Bugs ⏹️⚠️⏹️
✅ Never heard of
🟥 Minor bugs
🟥 Can get annoying
🟥 ARK: Survival Evolved
🟥 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

⏹️🏆⏹️ My Score [? / 10] ⏹️🏆⏹️
🟥 1
🟥 2
🟥 3
🟥 4
🟥 5
🟥 6
🟥 7
🟥 8
✅ 9
🟥 10

⏹️🏆⏹️ Remarks ⏹️🏆⏹️
❇️ Spoiler: Please make sure you finish all missions in first section [Copeland. Iron Mikes, Hot Springs]before going to Diamond Lake. make sure you have max reputation in all encampments.

It's my review, what I feel in few words, ignore it if you get annoyed by it. Thank you so much for your time.
Posted 27 March. Last edited 16 April.
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693.9 hrs on record (572.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Please read through all the points. Let me know if i'm wrong over any of this.


⏹️🖥️⏹️ Graphics ⏹️🖥️⏹️
🟥 You forget what reality is
✅ Beautiful
🟥 Good
🟥 Decent
🟥 Bad
🟥 Don‘t look too long at it
🟥 MS-DOS

⏹️🕹️⏹️ Gameplay ⏹️🕹️⏹️
✅ Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 It's just gameplay
🟥 Mehh
🟥 Watch paint dry instead
🟥 Just don't

⏹️🔊⏹️ Audio ⏹️🔊⏹️
🟥 Eargasm
🟥 Very good
✅ Good
🟥 Not too bad
🟥 Bad
🟥 I'm now deaf

⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️ Audience ⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️
✅ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
✅ Grandma

⏹️💻⏹️ PC Requirements ⏹️💻⏹️
🟥 Check if you can run paint
🟥 Potato
🟥 Decent
✅ Fast
🟥 Rich boi
🟥 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⏹️💾⏹️ Game Size ⏹️💾⏹️
🟥 Floppy Disk
🟥 Old Fashioned
✅ Workable
🟥 Big
🟥 Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
🟥 You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
🟥 You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

⏹️😖⏹️ Difficulty ⏹️😖⏹️
🟥 Just press 'W'
🟥 Easy
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master
🟥 Significant brain usage
🟥 Difficult
🟥 Dark Souls

⏹️💪⏹️ Grind ⏹️💪⏹️
🟥 Nothing to grind
🟥 Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
🟥 Isn't necessary to progress
✅ Average grind level
🟥 Too much grind
🟥 You'll need a second life for grinding

⏹️📖⏹️ Story ⏹️📖⏹️
🟥 No Story
✅ Some lore
🟥 Average
🟥 Good
🟥 Lovely
🟥 It'll replace your life

⏹️⏳⏹️ Game Time ⏹️⏳⏹️
🟥 Long enough for a cup of coffee
🟥 Short
🟥 Average
🟥 Long
✅ To infinity and beyond

⏹️💵⏹️ Price ⏹️💵⏹️
🟥 It's free!
✅ Worth the price
🟥 If it's on sale
🟥 If u have some spare money left
🟥 Not recommended
🟥 You could also just burn your money

⏹️⚠️⏹️ Bugs ⏹️⚠️⏹️
🟥 Never heard of
✅ Minor bugs
🟥 Can get annoying
🟥 ARK: Survival Evolved
🟥 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

⏹️🏆⏹️ My Score [? / 10] ⏹️🏆⏹️
🟥 1
🟥 2
🟥 3
🟥 4
🟥 5
🟥 6
🟥 7
🟥 8
🟥 9
✅ 10

⏹️🏆⏹️ Remarks ⏹️🏆⏹️
❇️ When you get a new update please trey to start a new save, Some times there will be some bugs in the existing one. It's not guaranteed but I've this issue several times. In update 8 my Dogo's teleport all over the place.
❇️ Never pull out a firework out of your inventory you can never pick it back. It will stuck there for ever.
❇️ You can register for closed beta test now go the the game website since 1.0 is going to release.
❇️ Waiting for 1.0.

It's my review, what I feel in few words, ignore it if you get annoyed by it. Thank you so much for your time.
Posted 21 November, 2023. Last edited 16 April.
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2,437.5 hrs on record (323.8 hrs at review time)
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⏹️🖥️⏹️ Graphics ⏹️🖥️⏹️
🟥 You forget what reality is
✅ Beautiful
🟥 Good
🟥 Decent
🟥 Bad
🟥 Don‘t look too long at it
🟥 MS-DOS

⏹️🕹️⏹️ Gameplay ⏹️🕹️⏹️
✅ Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 It's just gameplay
🟥 Mehh
🟥 Watch paint dry instead
🟥 Just don't

⏹️🔊⏹️ Audio ⏹️🔊⏹️
🟥 Eargasm
🟥 Very good
✅ Good
🟥 Not too bad
🟥 Bad
🟥 I'm now deaf

⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️ Audience ⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️
✅ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
✅ Grandma

⏹️💻⏹️ PC Requirements ⏹️💻⏹️
🟥 Check if you can run paint
🟥 Potato
✅ Decent
✅ Fast
🟥 Rich boi
🟥 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⏹️💾⏹️ Game Size ⏹️💾⏹️
🟥 Floppy Disk
🟥 Old Fashioned
✅ Workable
🟥 Big
🟥 Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
🟥 You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
🟥 You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

⏹️😖⏹️ Difficulty ⏹️😖⏹️
🟥 Just press 'W'
🟥 Easy
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master
🟥 Significant brain usage
🟥 Difficult
🟥 Dark Souls

⏹️💪⏹️ Grind ⏹️💪⏹️
🟥 Nothing to grind
🟥 Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
🟥 Isn't necessary to progress
✅ Average grind level
🟥 Too much grind
🟥 You'll need a second life for grinding

⏹️📖⏹️ Story ⏹️📖⏹️
🟥 No Story
🟥 Some lore
✅ Average
🟥 Good
🟥 Lovely
🟥 It'll replace your life

⏹️⏳⏹️ Game Time ⏹️⏳⏹️
🟥 Long enough for a cup of coffee
🟥 Short
✅ Average
🟥 Long
🟥 To infinity and beyond

⏹️💵⏹️ Price ⏹️💵⏹️
🟥 It's free!
✅ Worth the price
🟥 If it's on sale
🟥 If u have some spare money left
🟥 Not recommended
🟥 You could also just burn your money

⏹️⚠️⏹️ Bugs ⏹️⚠️⏹️
🟥 Never heard of
🟥 Minor bugs
✅ Can get annoying
🟥 ARK: Survival Evolved
🟥 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

⏹️🏆⏹️ My Score [? / 10] ⏹️🏆⏹️
🟥 1
🟥 2
🟥 3
🟥 4
🟥 5
🟥 6
🟥 7
🟥 8
✅ 9
🟥 10

⏹️🏆⏹️ Remarks ⏹️🏆⏹️
❇️ Developers removed the tutorial but you will get all these missions to help you out while progressing. Try to finish the missions as you play instead of wandering around.

It's my review, what I feel in few words, ignore it if you get annoyed by it. Thank you so much for your time.
Posted 14 February, 2021. Last edited 16 April.
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0.5 hrs on record
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⏹️🖥️⏹️ Graphics ⏹️🖥️⏹️
🟥 You forget what reality is
🟥 Beautiful
🟥 Good
✅ Decent
🟥 Bad
🟥 Don‘t look too long at it
🟥 MS-DOS

⏹️🕹️⏹️ Gameplay ⏹️🕹️⏹️
🟥 Very good
🟥 Good
✅ It's just gameplay
🟥 Mehh
🟥 Watch paint dry instead
🟥 Just don't

⏹️🔊⏹️ Audio ⏹️🔊⏹️
🟥 Eargasm
🟥 Very good
🟥 Good
✅ Not too bad
🟥 Bad
🟥 I'm now deaf

⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️ Audience ⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️
✅ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
✅ Grandma

⏹️💻⏹️ PC Requirements ⏹️💻⏹️
✅ Check if you can run paint
🟥 Potato
🟥 Decent
🟥 Fast
🟥 Rich boi
🟥 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⏹️💾⏹️ Game Size ⏹️💾⏹️
✅ Floppy Disk
🟥 Old Fashioned
🟥 Workable
🟥 Big
🟥 Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
🟥 You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
🟥 You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

⏹️😖⏹️ Difficulty ⏹️😖⏹️
✅ Just press 'W'
🟥 Easy
🟥 Easy to learn / Hard to master
🟥 Significant brain usage
🟥 Difficult
🟥 Dark Souls

⏹️💪⏹️ Grind ⏹️💪⏹️
✅ Nothing to grind
🟥 Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
🟥 Isn't necessary to progress
🟥 Average grind level
🟥 Too much grind
🟥 You'll need a second life for grinding

⏹️📖⏹️ Story ⏹️📖⏹️
🟥 No Story
✅ Some lore
🟥 Average
🟥 Good
🟥 Lovely
🟥 It'll replace your life

⏹️⏳⏹️ Game Time ⏹️⏳⏹️
✅ Long enough for a cup of coffee
🟥 Short
🟥 Average
🟥 Long
🟥 To infinity and beyond

⏹️💵⏹️ Price ⏹️💵⏹️
🟥 It's free!
🟥 Worth the price
🟥 If it's on sale
🟥 If u have some spare money left
🟥 Not recommended
🟥 You could also just burn your money

⏹️⚠️⏹️ Bugs ⏹️⚠️⏹️
✅ Never heard of
🟥 Minor bugs
🟥 Can get annoying
🟥 ARK: Survival Evolved
🟥 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

⏹️🏆⏹️ My Score [? / 10] ⏹️🏆⏹️
🟥 1
🟥 2
🟥 3
🟥 4
🟥 5
✅ 6
🟥 7
🟥 8
🟥 9
🟥 10

⏹️🏆⏹️ Remarks ⏹️🏆⏹️
❇️ Good game for kids. Put a slice of pizza in the oven, play and finish the game come back and eat the pizza that's the time required to finish this game.

It's my review, what I feel in few words, ignore it if you get annoyed by it. Thank you so much for your time.
Posted 12 January, 2021. Last edited 16 April.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
9.3 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
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⏹️🖥️⏹️ Graphics ⏹️🖥️⏹️
🟥 You forget what reality is
✅ Beautiful
🟥 Good
🟥 Decent
🟥 Bad
🟥 Don‘t look too long at it
🟥 MS-DOS

⏹️🕹️⏹️ Gameplay ⏹️🕹️⏹️
✅ Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 It's just gameplay
🟥 Mehh
🟥 Watch paint dry instead
🟥 Just don't

⏹️🔊⏹️ Audio ⏹️🔊⏹️
✅ Eargasm
🟥 Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 Not too bad
🟥 Bad
🟥 I'm now deaf

⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️ Audience ⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️
🟥 Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
🟥 Grandma

⏹️💻⏹️ PC Requirements ⏹️💻⏹️
🟥 Check if you can run paint
🟥 Potato
🟥 Decent
✅ Fast
✅ Rich boi
🟥 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⏹️💾⏹️ Game Size ⏹️💾⏹️
🟥 Floppy Disk
🟥 Old Fashioned
🟥 Workable
✅ Big
🟥 Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
🟥 You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
🟥 You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

⏹️😖⏹️ Difficulty ⏹️😖⏹️
🟥 Just press 'W'
🟥 Easy
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master
🟥 Significant brain usage
🟥 Difficult
🟥 Dark Souls

⏹️💪⏹️ Grind ⏹️💪⏹️
🟥 Nothing to grind
🟥 Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
🟥 Isn't necessary to progress
✅ Average grind level
🟥 Too much grind
🟥 You'll need a second life for grinding

⏹️📖⏹️ Story ⏹️📖⏹️
🟥 No Story
🟥 Some lore
🟥 Average
🟥 Good
✅ Lovely
🟥 It'll replace your life

⏹️⏳⏹️ Game Time ⏹️⏳⏹️
🟥 Long enough for a cup of coffee
🟥 Short
🟥 Average
✅ Long
🟥 To infinity and beyond

⏹️💵⏹️ Price ⏹️💵⏹️
🟥 It's free!
✅ Worth the price
🟥 If it's on sale
🟥 If u have some spare money left
🟥 Not recommended
🟥 You could also just burn your money

⏹️⚠️⏹️ Bugs ⏹️⚠️⏹️
✅ Never heard of
🟥 Minor bugs
🟥 Can get annoying
🟥 ARK: Survival Evolved
🟥 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

⏹️🏆⏹️ My Score [? / 10] ⏹️🏆⏹️
🟥 1
🟥 2
🟥 3
🟥 4
🟥 5
🟥 6
🟥 7
🟥 8
✅ 9
🟥 10

⏹️🏆⏹️ Remarks ⏹️🏆⏹️
❇️ Buy deluxe edition you can get the expansions

It's my review, what I feel in few words, ignore it if you get annoyed by it. Thank you so much for your time.
Posted 28 November, 2020. Last edited 16 April.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
62.2 hrs on record (51.4 hrs at review time)
Please read through all the points. Let me know if i'm wrong over any of this.

⏹️🖥️⏹️ Graphics ⏹️🖥️⏹️
🟥 You forget what reality is
🟥 Beautiful
✅ Good
🟥 Decent
🟥 Bad
🟥 Don‘t look too long at it
🟥 MS-DOS

⏹️🕹️⏹️ Gameplay ⏹️🕹️⏹️
🟥 Very good
✅ Good
🟥 It's just gameplay
🟥 Mehh
🟥 Watch paint dry instead
🟥 Just don't

⏹️🔊⏹️ Audio ⏹️🔊⏹️
🟥 Eargasm
🟥 Very good
✅ Good
🟥 Not too bad
🟥 Bad
🟥 I'm now deaf

⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️ Audience ⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️
✅ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
✅ Grandma

⏹️💻⏹️ PC Requirements ⏹️💻⏹️
🟥 Check if you can run paint
✅ Potato
✅ Decent
🟥 Fast
🟥 Rich boi
🟥 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⏹️💾⏹️ Game Size ⏹️💾⏹️
🟥 Floppy Disk
🟥 Old Fashioned
✅ Workable
🟥 Big
🟥 Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
🟥 You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
🟥 You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

⏹️😖⏹️ Difficulty ⏹️😖⏹️
🟥 Just press 'W'
✅ Easy
🟥 Easy to learn / Hard to master
🟥 Significant brain usage
🟥 Difficult
🟥 Dark Souls

⏹️💪⏹️ Grind ⏹️💪⏹️
🟥 Nothing to grind
✅ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
🟥 Isn't necessary to progress
🟥 Average grind level
🟥 Too much grind
🟥 You'll need a second life for grinding

⏹️📖⏹️ Story ⏹️📖⏹️
✅ No Story
🟥 Some lore
🟥 Average
🟥 Good
🟥 Lovely
🟥 It'll replace your life

⏹️⏳⏹️ Game Time ⏹️⏳⏹️
🟥 Long enough for a cup of coffee
🟥 Short
✅ Average
🟥 Long
🟥 To infinity and beyond

⏹️💵⏹️ Price ⏹️💵⏹️
🟥 It's free!
✅ Worth the price
🟥 If it's on sale
🟥 If u have some spare money left
🟥 Not recommended
🟥 You could also just burn your money

⏹️⚠️⏹️ Bugs ⏹️⚠️⏹️
✅ Never heard of
🟥 Minor bugs
🟥 Can get annoying
🟥 ARK: Survival Evolved
🟥 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

⏹️🏆⏹️ My Score [? / 10] ⏹️🏆⏹️
🟥 1
🟥 2
🟥 3
🟥 4
🟥 5
🟥 6
✅ 7
🟥 8
🟥 9
🟥 10

⏹️🏆⏹️ Remarks ⏹️🏆⏹️
❇️ It's a fun game try to enjoy the game. Take your time and build all the bridge.

It's my review, what I feel in few words, ignore it if you get annoyed by it. Thank you so much for your time.
Posted 8 May, 2020. Last edited 16 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
77.5 hrs on record (76.8 hrs at review time)
Please read through all the points. Let me know if i'm wrong over any of this.

⏹️🖥️⏹️ Graphics ⏹️🖥️⏹️
🟥 You forget what reality is
✅ Beautiful
🟥 Good
🟥 Decent
🟥 Bad
🟥 Don‘t look too long at it
🟥 MS-DOS

⏹️🕹️⏹️ Gameplay ⏹️🕹️⏹️
✅ Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 It's just gameplay
🟥 Mehh
🟥 Watch paint dry instead
🟥 Just don't

⏹️🔊⏹️ Audio ⏹️🔊⏹️
🟥 Eargasm
✅ Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 Not too bad
🟥 Bad
🟥 I'm now deaf

⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️ Audience ⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️
🟥 Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
🟥 Grandma

⏹️💻⏹️ PC Requirements ⏹️💻⏹️
🟥 Check if you can run paint
🟥 Potato
✅ Decent
🟥 Fast
🟥 Rich boi
🟥 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⏹️💾⏹️ Game Size ⏹️💾⏹️
🟥 Floppy Disk
🟥 Old Fashioned
✅ Workable
🟥 Big
🟥 Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
🟥 You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
🟥 You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

⏹️😖⏹️ Difficulty ⏹️😖⏹️
🟥 Just press 'W'
🟥 Easy
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master
🟥 Significant brain usage
🟥 Difficult
🟥 Dark Souls

⏹️💪⏹️ Grind ⏹️💪⏹️
🟥 Nothing to grind
🟥 Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
🟥 Isn't necessary to progress
🟥 Average grind level
✅ Too much grind
🟥 You'll need a second life for grinding

⏹️📖⏹️ Story ⏹️📖⏹️
🟥 No Story
🟥 Some lore
🟥 Average
✅ Good
🟥 Lovely
🟥 It'll replace your life

⏹️⏳⏹️ Game Time ⏹️⏳⏹️
🟥 Long enough for a cup of coffee
🟥 Short
🟥 Average
✅ Long
🟥 To infinity and beyond

⏹️💵⏹️ Price ⏹️💵⏹️
✅ It's free!
🟥 Worth the price
🟥 If it's on sale
🟥 If u have some spare money left
🟥 Not recommended
🟥 You could also just burn your money

⏹️⚠️⏹️ Bugs ⏹️⚠️⏹️
✅ Never heard of
🟥 Minor bugs
🟥 Can get annoying
🟥 ARK: Survival Evolved
🟥 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

⏹️🏆⏹️ My Score [? / 10] ⏹️🏆⏹️
🟥 1
🟥 2
🟥 3
🟥 4
🟥 5
🟥 6
🟥 7
✅ 8
🟥 9
🟥 10

⏹️🏆⏹️ Remarks ⏹️🏆⏹️
❇️ Try to buy inventory space that way you can hold a bit more items.

It's my review, what I feel in few words, ignore it if you get annoyed by it. Thank you so much for your time.
Posted 15 February, 2020. Last edited 16 April.
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2 people found this review helpful
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383.6 hrs on record (153.8 hrs at review time)
Please read through all the points. Let me know if i'm wrong over any of this.

⏹️🖥️⏹️ Graphics ⏹️🖥️⏹️
🟥 You forget what reality is
✅ Beautiful
🟥 Good
🟥 Decent
🟥 Bad
🟥 Don‘t look too long at it
🟥 MS-DOS

⏹️🕹️⏹️ Gameplay ⏹️🕹️⏹️
✅ Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 It's just gameplay
🟥 Mehh
🟥 Watch paint dry instead
🟥 Just don't

⏹️🔊⏹️ Audio ⏹️🔊⏹️
🟥 Eargasm
✅ Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 Not too bad
🟥 Bad
🟥 I'm now deaf

⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️ Audience ⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️
🟥 Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
🟥 Grandma

⏹️💻⏹️ PC Requirements ⏹️💻⏹️
🟥 Check if you can run paint
🟥 Potato
🟥 Decent
✅ Fast
🟥 Rich boi
🟥 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⏹️💾⏹️ Game Size ⏹️💾⏹️
🟥 Floppy Disk
🟥 Old Fashioned
🟥 Workable
✅ Big
🟥 Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
🟥 You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
🟥 You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

⏹️😖⏹️ Difficulty ⏹️😖⏹️
🟥 Just press 'W'
🟥 Easy
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master
🟥 Significant brain usage
🟥 Difficult
🟥 Dark Souls

⏹️💪⏹️ Grind ⏹️💪⏹️
🟥 Nothing to grind
✅ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
🟥 Isn't necessary to progress
🟥 Average grind level
🟥 Too much grind
🟥 You'll need a second life for grinding

⏹️📖⏹️ Story ⏹️📖⏹️
✅ No Story
🟥 Some lore
🟥 Average
🟥 Good
🟥 Lovely
🟥 It'll replace your life

⏹️⏳⏹️ Game Time ⏹️⏳⏹️
🟥 Long enough for a cup of coffee
🟥 Short
✅ Average
🟥 Long
🟥 To infinity and beyond

⏹️💵⏹️ Price ⏹️💵⏹️
✅ It's free!
🟥 Worth the price
🟥 If it's on sale
🟥 If u have some spare money left
🟥 Not recommended
🟥 You could also just burn your money

⏹️⚠️⏹️ Bugs ⏹️⚠️⏹️
✅ Never heard of
🟥 Minor bugs
🟥 Can get annoying
🟥 ARK: Survival Evolved
🟥 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

⏹️🏆⏹️ My Score [? / 10] ⏹️🏆⏹️
🟥 1
🟥 2
🟥 3
🟥 4
🟥 5
🟥 6
✅ 7
🟥 8
🟥 9
🟥 10

⏹️🏆⏹️ Remarks ⏹️🏆⏹️
❇️ One of the best game still I play and enjoy, lot of hackers that's the only thing which I can't bare. If Valve find a way to eliminate all the hackers in CS-GO then it's the best game to play with friends.

It's my review, what I feel in few words, ignore it if you get annoyed by it. Thank you so much for your time.
Posted 11 December, 2019. Last edited 16 April.
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