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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 132.0 hrs on record (130.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 27 Mar @ 11:53am
Updated: 16 Apr @ 8:21pm

Please read through all the points. Let me know if i'm wrong over any of this.

⏹️🖥️⏹️ Graphics ⏹️🖥️⏹️
🟥 You forget what reality is
✅ Beautiful
🟥 Good
🟥 Decent
🟥 Bad
🟥 Don‘t look too long at it
🟥 MS-DOS

⏹️🕹️⏹️ Gameplay ⏹️🕹️⏹️
✅ Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 It's just gameplay
🟥 Mehh
🟥 Watch paint dry instead
🟥 Just don't

⏹️🔊⏹️ Audio ⏹️🔊⏹️
✅ Eargasm
🟥 Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 Not too bad
🟥 Bad
🟥 I'm now deaf

⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️ Audience ⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️
🟥 Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
🟥 Grandma

⏹️💻⏹️ PC Requirements ⏹️💻⏹️
🟥 Check if you can run paint
🟥 Potato
🟥 Decent
✅ Fast
🟥 Rich boi
🟥 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⏹️💾⏹️ Game Size ⏹️💾⏹️
🟥 Floppy Disk
🟥 Old Fashioned
✅ Workable
🟥 Big
🟥 Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
🟥 You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
🟥 You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

⏹️😖⏹️ Difficulty ⏹️😖⏹️
🟥 Just press 'W'
🟥 Easy
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master
🟥 Significant brain usage
🟥 Difficult
🟥 Dark Souls

⏹️💪⏹️ Grind ⏹️💪⏹️
🟥 Nothing to grind
🟥 Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
✅ Isn't necessary to progress
🟥 Average grind level
🟥 Too much grind
🟥 You'll need a second life for grinding

⏹️📖⏹️ Story ⏹️📖⏹️
🟥 No Story
🟥 Some lore
🟥 Average
🟥 Good
✅ Lovely
🟥 It'll replace your life

⏹️⏳⏹️ Game Time ⏹️⏳⏹️
🟥 Long enough for a cup of coffee
🟥 Short
🟥 Average
✅ Long
🟥 To infinity and beyond

⏹️💵⏹️ Price ⏹️💵⏹️
🟥 It's free!
✅ Worth the price
🟥 If it's on sale
🟥 If u have some spare money left
🟥 Not recommended
🟥 You could also just burn your money

⏹️⚠️⏹️ Bugs ⏹️⚠️⏹️
✅ Never heard of
🟥 Minor bugs
🟥 Can get annoying
🟥 ARK: Survival Evolved
🟥 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

⏹️🏆⏹️ My Score [? / 10] ⏹️🏆⏹️
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✅ 9
🟥 10

⏹️🏆⏹️ Remarks ⏹️🏆⏹️
❇️ Spoiler: Please make sure you finish all missions in first section [Copeland. Iron Mikes, Hot Springs]before going to Diamond Lake. make sure you have max reputation in all encampments.

It's my review, what I feel in few words, ignore it if you get annoyed by it. Thank you so much for your time.
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4 Comments
Arddymo 23 Apr @ 1:18am 
@rogueangelseven Thank you so much
Rogue Angel Seven 20 Apr @ 6:45am 
Spot on.
✪Septimus✪ 12 Apr @ 2:18am 
Can you not just type a proper review?
PiratePlumber 6 Apr @ 1:23pm 
EARGASM?!?!?!!!!
LOL
Where did you come up with that?!

Oh wait...
This same list has been done hundreds of times before by many other people....
But they didn't add
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