Recent reviews by One Who Barks

As much as I want to find many words to describe it, I can't. What I can do is recommend it, as it is a game I've enjoyed a lot.

Unnecessary things like like a bad written plot or annoying characters? Not to be found. It doesn't have any of the two mentioned at all.
It's about racing metal buckets. Racing them sure is fun in this game - excelent driving physics and superb damage model.
And with the art direction the game took, Wreckfest itself is an unique experience.
It has its charm.
It might not be for everyone, but it is worth a try.
Great game, lots of fun.

This one might be fun, if you install a ton of mods.
Shooting is fine, and there is a map to explore I guess.
The main storyline is written worse than The Room. It is boring to follow and extremely stupid. Side quests are very repetitive.
Factions appear as if they are some kindergartener gang groups.
It surely is not an RPG or a Fallout game.
All it does seem to be is a goofy mess that only Harry from Fallout 1 ( or Emil Pagliarulo ) could come up with.
Seriously, I cannot recommend something that is as fun as watching paint dry unless you mod the ♥♥♥♥♥ out of it.

Mafia: Definitive Edition has to offer a great looking, authentic world of 1930's filled with criminals.
The DE is an enjoyable video game in terms of gameplay(driving is satisfaction itself and gunplay is pretty much ok).
It might appear as a reasonable game to buy.
I'd say it is not.
All of the improvements of the Mafia DE over Mafia TCoLH have nothing to do with the new ideas, but with the technical related issues.
About the other changes. Quite frankly I want to slur hard at the people responsible for the plot changes. To put it in few words : grey morality gets turned into black and white.
Yet another downgrade comes in form of dialogue writting. Dialogues dont suit the game's tone, 'cause plenty of lines sound overacted or goofy.

Sadly remakes seem to be profitable these days.

/ Lots of grinding required to afford anything.
/ The races(not including MX and Derby) aren't somewhat enjoyable.
/ Vehicles(the ones not brought from The Crew 1) look good/ok, sound poor.
/ No aesthetics to be found, One of them reason is that the environment/light/colors look ps3-xbox360 gen.

Tis an overpriced game that isn't worth the money. |
P.S. Riding a bike is fun.

R.I.P. "R" key

Not only it is a brilliant South Park game, it is a great game in general. I'd recommend it to anybody, including those, who've never watched a single South Park episode.

#FixTF2
The bot situation is unbearable