Recent reviews by ProfessionalEvilRker

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.

play usa:
war mexico
british rape me to death

play prussia:
war random tiny ass country
get CB for second war agains diff 1 tile country
entire western world rapes me to death

fun until every time i try to play the game unity has a stroke and the game crashes.
i feel so sorry for any of you chumps who bought the game for 10 dollars

it's fun I guess

how did valve manage to trick you dumbasses into paying 10 bucks for this. game isn't worth 10 dollars buy it when it's onsalen

game was fun at launch until everyone realized the box smg and the snipers were the only good guns. Aids game now

Loved this game since launch on Xbox when I was younger. EA will never fix this horrible mess of a game now. Don't buy this game unless you want to face deformed british infants who won't shut up, skids who couldn't code on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scratch and random sweats playing ice soldier beaming you from spawn. Literally got hacks in 5 minutes and spent the day dropping 600 kills a match with no punishment whatsoever. EA probably couldn't keep a literal rock alive long enough to rape to death.

stop reading the reviews and buy the game dumbass

The Stanley Parable is a fun game that I refuse to believe anyone won't like

The "Ultra Deluxe" Prefix is effectively a a paper hay pretending to be a nice fancy hat. It does not improve the game as much as it should.


A lot of fun easter eggs are gone (no more source engine) and the only thing added is the bucket (all it does is reskin all the endings) and adds about 2.5 hours of content. (Most of which is pretty fun) The base game is perfectly fine and this doesn't add much. The main problem is that it didn't add as much as it should, or could have. At that point they should have just made an actual sequel. None was clambering for a addon for the Stanley story.


If you have played the Stanley Parable then this game shouldn't be a top priority. If you haven't, then you definitely should play.

(Valve needs to add a 5 star rating system lol)

i regret all other purchases

they reworked pirate and made him boring becouse retarded children couldnt play RPS and couldnt handle losing a game

town is too op