Recent reviews by Coast Malone

its alright i guess

This game won't even let me play, Ubisoft has it in my Uconnect or whatever tf the family dollar version of this game is as well as steam. Nothing I try works, and yet ANOTHER ubisoft title that has let me down. What an awful company.

I practice something that I like to call Moral Relativism, however some may call it an organ harvesting operation disguised as a drug cartel. Its not my fault! The pirates attack me with full and ample warning of what awaits them. Stepping over the decaying corpses of their vivisected and discarded comrades, another wave enters my base's killbox. Upon leaving the corpse maze, they find themselves upon an opening, finally seeing the light again. Uranium anti-tank rounds begin to hit the backstop as the first pirate realizes his mistake. A long, muddy field separates him from his objective: a fortified granite bunker complete with machinegun nests, autocannons, and several indifferent looking yet heavily armed soldiers - all aimed at him. He begins his charge, first in a single file line of emerging pirates. Slowed down by endless barb wire in the mud, a fellow pirate catches up to him. Still caught in the barb wire, a sniper rifle round cleanly destroys the brain of his comrade, body slumped in the barb wire. Another pirate to his left has their leg swiftly amputated by an anti-tank shell. Moving forward, he steps on a huge wooden trap, crushing his legs. He falls. Bleeding out in 4 hours, his tag says. He lays there, awaiting rescue. Tens more of his comrades are ripped to pieces by traps and machine gun fire. One pirate makes it to a barricade, set up in the field, only to be evaporated by the IED that was placed there to welcome any pirates seeking cover from the neverending barrage of various caliber rounds. As the battle becomes a slaughter, the survivors who can run away make an attempt to. Suddenly, several walls open up like doors, and 6 men with halberds on horseback ride out and either kill or capture the fleeing pirates. Now, the cleanup begins. The fresh corpses are brought to a freezer, awaiting value extraction. The injured are brought to a sterile room, the prison hospital. Our pirate friend is picked up by a robot, who begins to bring him to the hospital. However, his skills have already been examined, and it is determined that he is not lucky. There are only so many doctors, and so many wounded. This pirate is not very skilled, and would not make a good worker. He is not going to the hospital to join his comrades. The robot changes course. 1 hour left until bleed out. The doctor wouldn't have enough time to save him. His breath fogs up the air in front of him as he stares at the corpses of his other pirates, acute blood loss beckoning him to join them in death, as he waits for it in the freezer.

Stop attacking my camp.

Awesome game by the way, I started playing as a cowboy rancher, but eventually you too will realize what I did. The planet is a savage place, and it will eat you alive while laughing at your morality. You must create horrors well within comprehension in your quest to survive. And who knows, maybe you'll start to like being the bad guy.

this game does not feel like left for dead. i would refund if i could. don't buy it

Game has degraded to the point where it just isn't worth trying anymore. Features were removed during this "update" in exchange for my graphics card using double the resources it normally would. Selling all my items and cashing out. None of my friends play this game anymore, despite all of us playing since 2015. Not even fun to play anymore with the garbage matchmaking. Cut your losses and play a different game.

Finally, a game I can sink thousands of hours into, enjoy every minute, and still be bad at it

There is so much to do in this game. Some mechanics could use some work, but all in all, the game progresses smoothly. Story is kinda meh but it is really fun to go through the first time. I usually find deviations from the main story more fun anyways, and Bethesda always does a good job with satisfying that.

Just overlook the paid mods thing and do your own additions and that kind of stuff...

this is a videogame. i like playing videogame, car hit ball, ball go in goal, happy.

Singleplayer mode is pretty fun, its GTA, it feels like GTA and is exactly what you want from GTA.

Multiplayer is where you sink hours however, and it needs serious work on the craziness of it all. Its only fun with your friends until a hacker kills the lobby or a 14 year old on an oppressor blows you up on his flying crutch. How much fun you have in multiplayer varies, and other than the factors above, the amount of fun you can really have is based on how much money you have in the game. Getting all the toys to play with takes either hundreds of hours or hundreds of real life dollars- either way, the grinding takes the fun out of it after a while. Every update they add something new and expensive that only the hackers and SharkCarders can get right away, and every now and then they have to randomly give out 250K just for coming back to this vacuum of an in-game economy. All in all, I have fun for about 60 percent of the time I play this game recently, the cheaters are everywhere and the time I'm willing to put into grinding shrinks as the prices rise and the methods to make money stay the same. Feels too much like real life, all the pay to winners walking over the working folk just in it for a good time...

Rather dissapointing. Not very in-depth, not what it seems to be cut out to be. The game basically falls flat on its face right off the bat, basically being a less entertaining assassins creed but in mordor... the story is weak, the setting doesn't change, no matter how many orcs you kill or slaves you free, and all in all wasn't even worth the sale price. Not even going to mention that the combat is basically just left click until the thing you auto-aimed at dies, with an occasional right click to block a pitiful attempt to save themselves. Don't even buy it, its really not that good. Given that Warner Bros paid off a lot of people to say nice things about this game, I would put even less stock into the "positive" reviews for this game. Just don't buy this game, let it die on it's own.