Recent reviews by Valley Druid

they did good

I have 27 minutes in this game, 5 of gameplay, 22 of waiting for the "play online" button to stop loading when joining the US east server which apparently has 23 ms lol

♥♥♥♥♥♥ game

Greatest RPG released by bethesda

just cheat and hack in ♥♥♥♥, why the ♥♥♥♥ would you play a game that rockstar doesnt care about, they only care if you hack in money. Don't waste time grinding in a game that is just trying to encourage you to spend real money on lel

good review to piss off the angry horny degenerates

Great game, finally had some time off of work to play and thanks to EA's login website being down, I CANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLAY and therefore am completely locked out and at mercy to them, currently pirating the game right now to continue playing <3

EDIT: Pirated and finished the game, what a f**king disappointment, 5900 in war assets, the "good choices" according to the guides i checked on, and one of the "best endings" is so impossibly disappointing and such a f**king let down

i really tried to enjoy it, but your set in a stationary position, and you have to do everything the exact way the game wants you, or uh oh, you gotta restart the last 5 levels, then when you complete those 5 you can do another set
but its just very boring when you cant move, cant dodge out of the way for a bullet, and most melee combat is just you swinging your arms out, this game sucks ♥♥♥♥

Oh my God this game is amazing

some of the most god awful level design i have ever encountered, weird crevices, pathways, hallways you can go down for sometimes 5 minutes ( or longer because you are forced to crouch ) just for nothing to be there and it turns out you need to go down one of 3 pathways and you chose the wrong one! A high majority of the levels are in awkward tight spaces of which you can barely navigate due to the level designers choosing to let you figure out you need to balance on a small ledge that is out of the way and far from the focus on the level/room design that you wouldn't know. Its puzzles are terrible if you could call them that, almost always they are about searching around hoping up and down 3-4 floors looking for a valve or a switch to turn on/off in order to progress, that is, if there even is one and you are actually supposed to just run around again checking every dark corner and weird pathways that *may* lead to the next level. but who would know because theres 0 indication.

I regret not pirating this like I intended