Recent reviews by Priapus

Not a terribly long game however it was rather enjoyable (outside of a few semi-frustrating bits) experience. The environment and level designs were great.

A pleasant (albeit relatively short) experience!

The 6 years of development shows! It offers an impressive variety of unique weapons/powerups to explore.

lol tedious trash, thanks for the free frustration though, devs! Hopefully the review score for this reflects the 5% drop rate you changed it to, and at this point I wish you the same amount of success with your new game. :)

It's a shame because it's a nice gesture on one hand, however the randomness of it is a brutal decision on their part, not sure why they would want to encourage people typing the same inputs over and over and over and having to wait for dialogue to pass between each. The negative review feels somewhat harsh but this as been a rather ♥♥♥♥ experience.

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Hot garbage

The game is relatively tedious to even just go through once, but getting the achievements was particularly tedious.

Narcissism Quest would be a more accurate title

GTA Online is absolute cancer solely because they want to sell Shark cards by making grinding money by just playing too miserable (due to the $/time vs cost to buy anything and incentivizing other players to maximize the wasting of your time/effort)