Recent reviews by wreeper✨

What are cats? Cats are cats. It's lovely to see cats. Makes you feel more cat. I am very strong, but any cat gets me emotional. I am always asking, why are cats so cute? In a moment of rage, a cute cat will make you no longer be raging. Be a cat. Now you can. Every tap you make on your keyboard, a cat will tap. This is why i recommend this thing. It spawns a virtual cat that you can customize - you can be a virtual cat, if not a real cat. Now imagine grinding those cat clicks on Stray. Pure cat world. 10/10. The number #1. Even when i'm writing this review a cat is just tapping. Wow.

Hi! I don't know why Steam allows such a cold-blooded mass murderer on their platform. OBS is guilty of the murder of Bandicam, Fraps and your storage space if you forget it on or decide to record 40 seconds in 1440p. But now i can record my gameplay of that one sexy character in that one video game without any issues, that is if her ass isn't bigger than my monitor but we don't talk about that, anyways it's such a good compromise! Would definitely recommend. If you need to record gameplay, a tutorial or that anime girl dancing on your screen, as well as many others, then this is what you should be using. Yes. Great.

A bit hard and challenging, but like most of the people who bought this, i really only bought it for the black background. With this review i also want to report a bug, specifically in the "Leaderboards" section because i can see my friendlist just fine but trying to see the global list will crash the game. The game itself is quite hard but easy once you get used to it, it feels somewhat boring but it's simple at the same time, surprisingly it didn't seem like it was bloated at all so that's fun. Most very simple steam games nowadays take over 200mb of storage, this one only took like 36MB. The nature of it being pixelated of course makes everything look kinda blurry if playing on fullscreen, which does suck.

Now for the steam points shop suggestions: as i mentioned before, a black miniprofile would be cool and certainly unique, but also a black avatar would be cool too, even though you can just set a black profile picture, it's just a different feeling if you can just get it with steam points. It's basically just wasting the steam points to complete the whole set. And for the last item, also a profile picture, but this time with the arrow (main character) just spinning. Then it would basically have 10/10, A+, very W, cool, Top G type steam points shop items!

This review is from my personal experience with the game and completing it to 100% as well as all of the 4 schools at 100% and it might resonate with what other people think as well. Please note this is an experience that i've had while playing with a keyboard and a mouse and the controls I've mentioned and personally used might be different compared to what other people use as their controls. I could talk more about it but i forgot some of the points i wanted to mention. I have left the comments on for my review, just in case this blows up.

1. I was initially pushed off from buying the game when it came on sale, considering its history wasn't so great. However, i heard a lot of the issues were fixed, so i bought the game anyways. At the moment of writing this GTA The Trilogy means you are buying three remastered games - GTA San Andreas, GTA Vice City and GTA III. When i actually started playing the game myself, i could instantly tell the game was originally made to be used with controllers as the camera controls simply sucked. Nothing that an easy search on the internet can't fix though. Now the camera was as controllable as in the original game. Apart from one crash with Unreal Engine, i had no issues at all. The graphics were simply amazing but it was the fact that i was able to play a retro game in 60 FPS that amazed me. Overall, it feels like i'm playing the original game, i personally didn't even notice that i was playing the remastered version while doing some certain missions and i'm not sure if this is a good thing or not. I mean, this is supposed to be feeling like the original game and currently, at the moment of writing this review it's doing that job decently, with just some problems.
2. What surprised me was the fact that you are now able to retry the mission from the last point you were instead of having to completely restart it which was the case in the original game is amazing and it quite ironically gave me the confidence i needed to have to use the retry mission feature as few times as possible. What i also liked is the autosprint on the bike, you no longer have to spam the W button to make CJ ride the bike faster but i believe this should've been a feature to be toggled from the settings as this means you cannot ride the bike normally as in the original game either. The Forklift, the Dozer and the Tow Truck are all easier to use, as instead of having to press the numpads, you can simply press a button and it will for example lower the bar or raise it easily. Which i also think should've been a toggleable feature because you cannot freely control it anymore unlike the original game. Maybe you wanted to do cool things, i don't know. What is completely annoying to me are the hydraulics, you can only adjust them and not play with them anymore, you basically can't do the nice dances while going with the car like you could do in the original game. I hope this gets fixed.
3. The graphical issues still seem to be hiding in some places of the game. To be completely honest, i didn't really notice them apart from when i was in some certain areas in Las Venturas (particularly in the sand near the motorway) and while going with a Mountain Bike on Mount Chiliad. The textures on Chiliad compared to the collisions are so distanced that you can even hide CJ in some certain places. This isn't bothering me much, but it's still an issue. Do you care about Marco Forelli? You likely don't, so didn't the developers because he's that one character that was completely forgotten. His textures are still from the original game, but you won't notice that as you kill him from a distance anyways, unless you use a sniper rifle and you zoom in or you really go near him to have a chat, remember he isn't friendly at all. In some parts there are still blades of grass floating, but it's not as bad as it was before. A funny glitch worth mentioning that appears only in the Definitive Edition and not in the original game is a random NPC that does nothing but spawns in the middle of the road near to where the San Fierro gym is. Whenever i went near there i always made sure i'd kill that NPC, for me it stopped spawning when i was finished with the completion of the three export lists so.. maybe it is related to it? Speaking of glitches, it seemed like my export list was already progressed with one car, meaning when i came to the third and last list and i exported what it seemed like the 9th vehicle from the third list, i got the mission passed song, achievement and i have had 30 out of 30 cars exported even though on the board it still showed i had the Journey left to export. Despite me thinking this will affect my game progress, i got 100% completion, so this didn't prevent me from completing the game at all. While doing the boat school, the last test awarded me a 4-star wanted level and police after me while doing the test. Still, i managed to do it just fine. Now i am not sure if this is the case in the original game as well because i always did the boat/bike schools only after i finished the plane school. I guess i wasn't supposed to do the boat school while still being in San Fierro. Another visual glitch that isn't that fun is when flying a plane, if it is a little bit damaged and you hide the landing gear then one wheel will still show up and/or flicker.
4. The new attention to detail is a pro as well. For example, the snapshots have permanent purple shadows that are visible on the ground regardless of if you have and use a camera or not. Some may find this useful, especially if you forgot to photograph a snapshot and it's the last one you have. In the original game, you were left with only the snapshot itself - you wouldn't know what snapshot you missed unless you manually checked each snapshot location with the camera. Now of course you can use something like GTASNP and see exactly where's your missing snapshot/gang tag/horseshoe/oyster is but maybe you don't want to do that. During the End of the Line i specifically liked how shooting Big Smoke in his armor with a Minigun did absolutely nothing. As far as i remember, this wasn't the case in the original game and it just shows the purpose of wearing armor more clearly. If any bug that was useful was fixed, it seems like you can't do C-Bug anymore. Left-clicking while holding a gun will now also let you aim it and not just shoot it in a straight line, which is also a great change in my opinion. Sometimes you have to get creative, because some turfs are so small that no enemies will spawn in and you will have to lure the enemies from another territory just to kill them while in that turf to start a gangwar, which i don't remember being the thing in the original game, but either i have played it too long ago that i completely forgot how gangwars work or i have never actually bothered taking all of the gang turfs. But maybe they should fix more bugs, which leads me to point number 5.
5. The controls. Unlike the original game, you are more limited in terms of what you can make the keyboard keys do. As a result, you are going to find the flying controls a hell. I managed to fly a plane just fine but that's because i adjusted my controls to work with a plane, a boat and a normal vehicle. After over 1000 hours in the original game in multiple years of gameplay, i would always forget that there are completely different controls for piloting a helicopter. You'll see what i mean when you try flying the Hydra, since it has both a hover mode and a jet mode. If there's anything i hope gets fixed, it's this. We need better controls for the helicopters. It was a pain flying the helicopters, especially in the air races. Those for me were nothing but pure pain and torture. Still, with pain comes greatness and since i wanted to get 100%, i kept trying and did them anyways.

Is this worth it? Well, yes, it still feels like the original game for the most part. I recommend you wait until a sale comes, which is what i did.

If you didn't play this game yet then i don't know what you're doing. The game is making you feel happy, sad, depressed, loved, uncertain at all times, all at once. The saddest part of the game is that Niko's never got to see or even know where Barbara with her beek teetes was. He does a lot of work just to be gifted an old phone probably found in a trashcan that can't even check emails. His cousin always annoys him about going to bowling or going to girls. He has money and he can't buy much with it. He used to have more money but his cousin spent it all on them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Life's hard for Niko Bellic. No one will understand his true struggles. Life made him tough. No matter what he does, he's always worried and depressed. I hope one day he's going to be able to find Barbara so he can finally see her and her beek teetes and also find Stephanie who sucks like a vaccuum as well. Seriously though, this game is a bit of sad. No matter what you do in the end, you can't prevent Niko from being sad. Unfortunately, it is what it is. But at least he will get his revenge in the end. He will find some comfort to get over the immense pain that he's suffered days or weeks before. He's finally had enough of being betrayed. This game also shows people that friends are more important than money - because you can't do much with money in the game. Unlike other GTA's, you are unable to buy houses, cars, maybe just a little bit of clothes but even that is limited. Apart from clothes, all you can do with money is just weapons and armor. Or food, but Niko doesn't gain or lose muscle and neither does he gain or lose fat. There's nothing apart from the story to enjoy - but it's still a great game that i would recommend playing. The character's physics beat the physics of any other GTA game, even GTA V. End of discussion. However, the car's physics, to me, it felt like the cars were always driving on ice. Drifting straight into a light pole was too easy, in fact, it was quite hard to avoid for me, so i had to drive normally in missions. I'd say this is a 8.5/10. Definitely one of the GTA titles not to be missed.

Great game overall, i think i spent over 500 hours in it. The only problem is that the Steam version is actually not so great and you'll have to downgrade this which ultimately means you bought the Steam version for no reason if you did so. I said "if you did so" because there's no way to buy the original game on Steam anymore, it's been removed from the store so don't worry.

I used to be trapped. Day after day, I found myself glued to my Personal Computer, mindlessly drifting from one pointless task to the next. My life felt like an endless cycle of aimless scrolling, gaming, and craving a sense of connection i could never seem to grasp. I was lonely, depressed and stuck in a digital loop, searching for affection in all the wrong places. I wanted validation and attention from women, but my body: unhealthy, overweight - pushed them away. I thought if I could just win more games, climb higher on leaderboards, if i could just get 100,000 wins in that one game. It’d finally be enough. But I was wrong. Today, everything changed. I AM CHANGED! I can finally say that i've touched grass. My days of being a no-lifer are finally OVER! Once i finished getting the four achievements i've woke up with muscles on myself, muscles in zones where there was previously just softness and fat, talking about fat i've woke up with absolutely NO FAT on me. Social skills? That's solved. I’m a conversation king, charming anyone I meet with simple and complex words that i could never imagine of myself using. With a girlfriend to both my right and my left. Yes, i've got a few girlfriends already. I am not sure which one to pick but they all want me because i've finally had the courage to do what other people in online games told me to do when they saw i had over 200.000 wins: TOUCH SOME GRASS! Guess what? They were right. It works. I touched grass, and my life did a complete 180. It's proven! It's certified! I've ascended. I’m one of the enlightened few who’ve touched grass—and I love it. Now, instead of racking up empty wins online, I’m racking up wins in life. Let me take a moment to thank the unsung hero of this story - the developer of Touch Some Grass. Yes, grass. The person or force of nature who gave us this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. You, sir or madam, have changed my existence. You’ve freed me from the Matrix I was stuck in, where my reality was nothing but pixels and despair. Now, I’m out. I’m free. The sunlight feels warm, the air is fresh, and the grass under my hands is real. Thank you the developer of the grass for giving me such a once in lifetime opportunity to escape the Matrix i was long stuck into. Now, let me ask you something. Yes, you, the reader. Do you sit in your gaming chair wondering what the outside world looks like? Actually do you find yourself sinking deeper into your gaming chair, vaguely aware that a world exists beyond your screen, but unsure of what it actually feels like? Wondering if there’s more to life than stats and killstreaks? What if I told you there’s a way out? What if I told you that the answer is as simple as touching grass? You can escape. You can feel the world again. You can find what I found. All it takes is a single step - a single act of courage to reach out and touch what’s been right outside all along. Just get Touch Some Grass. Best 0,95€ i've ever spent in my entire life. No more endless grinding! No more aimless scrolling! Just freedom, confidence, and, apparently, more girlfriends than I will ever know what to do with.

Starting with the menu. Finding the next mission is as fun as doing taxes. And the missions are not good, they are boring and very repetitive. I’m not surprised at the quality of this game. Imagine selling a triple-A game for 4$. Speaks volumes, doesn’t it? The gameplay, while overall entertaining, is extremely repetitive. This game is also a glitchy mess. At least two softlock possibilities in the menu, enemies sometimes being stuck behind closed door making you unable to proceed, enemies sometimes not spawning causing you to restart an entire mission, a lot of visual bugs including a lot of unpolished stuff, missions straight up not showing up, and achievements not tracking properly. I paid 4$ for over 100GB of wasted disk space. This game has no reason to exist, no purpose it serves, no hole it fills up. The entertainment branch is already oversaturated with this Marvel junk, they don’t need to spread their corporate garbage into the gaming industry too. I’m just relieved that future generations will be spared the agony of playing this game as it will soon be unavailable to purchase.

I am a veteran player of Need for Speed™ Heat and after playing for such a long time, i learned that no matter how far i drive, no matter how many different countries and cities i see, i can't outdrive my loneliness.

I read the Disclaimer and even though Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, i should probably spend my money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool my money together with my friends and buy a real goat, i still made the financial decision of buying Goat Simulator while it was on sale for the non-refundable price of 1.63€.

I don't regret anything. Controlling a goat and exploding cars just with the powerful knock of the horns is a power that I now have thanks to this game.