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Andrzej "Angry-Pole" Sapkowski

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Did you know that if you ask a cop for a snack, he, legally, has to give one to you?

"One thing about a pretty female is she always gonna snort."

colombus didn't happen we're all still living in europe

"The freedom of birds is an insult to me. I'd have them all in zoos."

"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner."

a all of do if do fn do if du do if go if do go sprech

nothin' like pickles after a hard day of work.

Ah, you see, this is all just because of a sandwich!

“We rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster than we should that we go bankrupt by the age of thirty and have less to offer each time we start with someone new. But to feel nothing so as not to feel anything - what a waste!”

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"if you don't all be nice to women and trans people then I'm gonna KILL Geralt" - CD Projekt Red
if everyone were all just nicer to women and trans people then CD Projekt Red would've not had to delay Cyberpunk 2077 and find a new Keanu.

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Icy 11 Apr, 2022 @ 5:26pm

i am approaching critical mass jokerfication

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hello daryn

Wobbly 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Roughly, if we were to consider for a moment the posture of Bill Gates prior to jumping over a rolling office chair (henceforth labeled "a standing position") and the height of the apex of his jump measured from his lowest part to the ground and compare this against an every-day object such as the rolling office chair (we will use the predicate "jumping over a rolling office chair"), we may find that these two values correlate in such a way that one would be able to construct not only the sentence "jumping over a rolling office chair from a standing position" but also find that Bill Gates posses the amazing ability to manifest this sentence into a reality.

Wobbly 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Bill Gates CAN proveably jump from a standing position, this much is known. However, what is his ability to jump over certain obstacles such as a rolling office chair? The ability of Bill Gates to do so is actually quite certain. Bill Gates has once jumped from a standing position and cleared a single rolling office chair weighing roughly 11 pounds, or 4.8 kilograms, or 1 stone 3 pounds, or 4,800 grams. How does this translate into snow boarding?

Wobbly 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Bill Gates would be good at snowboarding because he has the extraordinary talent to jump over roller office chairs from a standing position. Though his ability to jump over office chairs from a standing position is undeniably impressive, would it be a stretch to say that Bill Gates extends this into his ability to snow board? Today, we investigate the ability of Bill Gates to snowboard by his ability to meet three criteria:
1) General posture, posture standing up and idle 2) Specialized posture, posture when jumping over a roller office chair immediately from a standing position. 3) The ability to adapt to different scenarios, such as being able to jump over a roller office chair in a 2008 news cast. There is, however, a fourth criteria which we may consider an auxiliary criteria (his failure to do so may not impact his ability to snowboard, but being able to do so may positively affect his ability to snowboard).

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