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I've played a lot of games in my time, and I'll say this straight away before I say anything else, I'm not a massive fan of RPG games. Something about a lot of them just don't interest me in the slightest, albeit there are some exceptions.

However, The Witcher 3 is an absolute masterpiece, I had tried to play the game a long time ago and really did not enjoy the first part of the game while you're in the White Orchard, after that part though, the game kicks off. I have never been as engaged or enjoyed a game as much as this one, in fact, I'll say it's one of the best games I've ever played, almost everything about it feels so perfectly crafted, so much passion put into it. If you're a fan of immersive story telling, definitely try this if you haven't already.

Fever gone but itchy. Hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy Itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty.

Itchy.
Tasty.

Someone told me to get out of here.

Then someone told me to come in and not just stand there.

I highly recommend this game if you're a fan of bolts.

After 500 hours, I've finally mastered "Hot Cross Buns"

10/10 tought me more than my guitar teacher ever did.



In all serious though, it's a great teaching tool, for learning songs only. I still know absolutely no theory about playing guitar, don't know any of the scales. I just know how to play songs, this is literally perfect for that but I'd advise to read theory alongside. You can find all this on the Rocksmith Sub-Reddit, it's one of the top posts.

Before touching this game, I only dabbled in playing guitar, had a guitar teacher who taught me literally nothing and then just gave up for 10 or so years. So when I started, I was pretty much fresh to playing. I knew basic things, like Smoke on the Water (the main riff at least) and that was literally about it. Now I can master songs such as Man in the Box by Alice in Chains or even Cloud Connected/The Jester Race by In Flames. Truly a fantastic teaching tool, especially considering that it teaches you at your own pace, most teachers would just tell you to learn it in your own time. But this is your own time, so you can go back and repeat whatever section you want. Honestly, you have to try it if you want to start playing guitar.

Read other reviews for the minigames as I've barely touched them.

You know? I actually liked Payday 2. I supported it and from time to time binge watched videos of it, from the likes of MarioInATopHat or MalicousCarrot, they were pretty good. I thoroughly enjoyed the game and occasionally bought the DLC for it as it wasn't too game changing, albeit you had to own the heist DLC in order to start the heist. This case, I mean, safe microtransaction fiasco is horrendous for a company like this.

Safe microtransations, exactly what this game needed. A skin system that is pretty much the same as CSGO, apart from even worse as these actually have different stats, unlike CSGO where they were just cosmetics. It's bad, real bad. Killing Floor had cosmetic skins, it was fine, CSGO had cosmetic skins, it was fine. TF2 had skins (and hats) that you could pay for, but the thing that made this OK was the fact that you can literally get them in random drops. Payday 2 and OVERKILL has just handled this the wrong way. £1.60 for a drill? No thanks.

It's sad to see OVERKILL go down like this but I feel that they've been letting themselves go down in the toilet for quite some time now due to the sheer amount of DLC they have released on what might seem like a routine. OVERKILL, you have my money, a lot of it in fact, but that doesn't stop you from being the power hungry and quite frankly, the greedy pigs, that you are.

I don't plan on playing this game again, or at least not until they fix it ALL and release a PUBLIC apology. Ludvig, Goldfarb, Ulf, Viklund and the rest of the guys that made this and the prior game good, I thank you for the fun I've had and I wish you the best of luck with other things. Except you, Almir, I used to like you, but now you're just a money slag.

Played like a damn fiddle

11/10

I'm pricking myself, wait up!

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