Go ahead and call me Sledge. it does GOOD saying that with Blunt Force Trauma. (no pun intended) Now let me be blunt with you...


I'm not going be online as much, because I have a thing called a 'real life' and I got a fun job at a library that takes up most of my morning and afternoon, 5 days a week. If I were you, I would keep steadfast to the saying "No news is good news," and you'll know why if you keep reading below...

On top of that, I'm bored doing the same thing over with coming back from work login in Steam, playing video games, rinse and repeat kinda like that Spongebob episode when Squidward lives in a town populated with fellow Squidwards and he slowly develops a mental breakdown in doing the same things on a daily basis (and we see that in the end). And if you seen this particular episode that came out in 2000, then I think you know what I am talking about.

If you seem worried about me, especially with my absence and offline for a while, don't worry about me, I'll be okay. If something happens, I will either mention this in the new gifting thread, or to either Miles, Cat, or Dino, and they will speak for me (Though most likely I will likely speak for myself when I come back).

If you sent me a quick message or a message of concern when I'm offline and you are expecting to hear me back, there is a good chance I won't see it, and thanks to my android phone the steam notifications are wonky.

In the meantime take a number and rest your feet in the waiting room, and enjoy the complimentary peppermints in the meantime before your number is called by me.


Thank You...