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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him in the face and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust him
I thought to myself "When I turn around, there will be a hot naked girl behind me."
I turned around and what do you know... Hot naked girl! I took her over to my bed and I went at her hard.
After a while her moans started to sound... Masculine... I opened my eyes and discovered that the hot babe I was ramming had turned into some fat old dude!
I jumped and fell off the bed. The man looked at me and I thought "Wait... That's Danny Devito! What the ♥♥♥♥?!?"
And then an egg came out of his ass and he said "Can I offer you a nice egg in this tryin' time?"
Thank God my alarm went off right after that... No more sex in dreams from now on.
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