After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him in the face and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust him

So after a while of trying to lucid dream I finally did it! I realized that I was dreaming and was so happy that I had done it. I started thinking of all the things I could do within the dream. Then, I realized... I can have sex!

I thought to myself "When I turn around, there will be a hot naked girl behind me."

I turned around and what do you know... Hot naked girl! I took her over to my bed and I went at her hard.

After a while her moans started to sound... Masculine... I opened my eyes and discovered that the hot babe I was ramming had turned into some fat old dude!

I jumped and fell off the bed. The man looked at me and I thought "Wait... That's Danny Devito! What the ♥♥♥♥?!?"

And then an egg came out of his ass and he said "Can I offer you a nice egg in this tryin' time?"

Thank God my alarm went off right after that... No more sex in dreams from now on.

Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑

Po0tsay is right

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gg wp ....