pos!

i casted an evil spell on your livestock

"I HAVE TO TOUCH YOU" -me towards your sandwiches

don't TOUCH my freakin sandwiches.

I know it's gonna sound crazy I know it's gonna sound weird, but when I touch prepackaged sandwiches I feel the hands of every person who's touched them before me and after me. I feel this jolt of like friggin lightning or something from the tip of my head to the tip of my 'you know what'. Sometimes, when I grab prepackaged sandwiches with my bare hands I can't help but throw my head back in ecstasy and moan so when ever I go out and talk to chicks they say to me "what are you doing" and I say yes I do grab these sandwiches with my bare hands and don't laugh at me and don't laugh, do not laugh at me, I feel like a spirit, like an orb shoot through my body any time I grab a sandwich. A lot of people laugh at me, they beat me up, they give me black eyes, they broke my nose four times you know cause I like to feel these prepackaged sandwiches and I get bullied about I get bullied for it. But am I gonna stop? Like, no freakin way the answer is no way.

why, yes i am feeling a little thirsty...