TwoTonedJelly
Christopher Lottering
 
 
I like long walks on the beach, except i cant walk and the sand ♥♥♥♥♥ up my tires.

A kiss makes my whole day but anal makes my hole weak.

I cant choose my father but i can choose my daddy.

My gag reflex is as absent as my father figure.

Spitters are quitters.

Fisting is my first base.

Last but not least i dont need to chew while eating a banana.






➜ Silver 1 : ✘
➜ Silver 2 : ✘
➜ Silver 3 : ✘
➜ Silver 4 : ✘
➜ Silver Elite : ✘
➜ Silver Elite Master : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 1 : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 2 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova 3 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova Master : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 1 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 2 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian Elite : ✔
➜ Distinguished Master Guardian : ✔ {Current}
➜ Legendary Eagle : ✘
➜ Legendary Eagle Master : ✘
➜ Supreme Master First Class : ✘
➜ The Global Elite : ✘
Currently Offline
Recent Activity
6.5 hrs on record
last played on 18 Apr, 2019
Achievement Progress   0 of 202
535 hrs on record
last played on 17 Apr, 2019
0.6 hrs on record
last played on 28 Mar, 2019
Comments
melo. 23 Nov, 2020 @ 1:21am 
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ :uzi:🖤
lazy. 6 Apr, 2019 @ 10:44pm 
I like long walks on the beach, except i cant walk and the sand ♥♥♥♥♥ up my tires.

A kiss makes my whole day but anal makes my hole weak.

I cant choose my father but i can choose my daddy.

My gag reflex is as absent as my father figure.

Spitters are quitters.

Fisting is my first base.

Last but not least i dont need to chew while eating a banana.






➜ Silver 1 : ✘
➜ Silver 2 : ✘
➜ Silver 3 : ✘
➜ Silver 4 : ✘
➜ Silver Elite : ✘
➜ Silver Elite Master : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 1 : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 2 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova 3 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova Master : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 1 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 2 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian Elite : ✔
➜ Distinguished Master Guardian : ✔ {Current}
➜ Legendary Eagle : ✘
➜ Legendary Eagle Master : ✘
➜ Supreme Master First Class : ✘
➜ The Global Elite : ✘
lazy. 5 Apr, 2019 @ 11:09pm 
this one time I was walking my dog and it stopped to poo, so I was like 'awe'. I started checking the poo come out and was like 'whoa, it looks like chocolate ice cream'... so bro, I decided to taste it. BIG MISTAKE. IT TASTES LIKE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BRO!
CrankeePants 5 Apr, 2019 @ 9:16pm 
-rep, This guy said he would boost me to DMG since he himself is a DMG. He made me derank because he is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
lazy. 2 Apr, 2019 @ 3:09pm 
Got to agree with Cranky, you're a poes. Confirmed hacker. -rep
CrankeePants 21 Mar, 2019 @ 3:46pm 
Dumb poes kont naaier hacking piece of POES