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You probably wonder why I'm telling you this. Well, it's because I've never told anyone else this before. My ♥♥♥ tastes really, really good. Like, it's the best thing I've ever tasted. And not just me, everyone who's had it says the same thing. We're not exaggerating either. It's a fact.

But here's the thing: I've been feeling guilty about it. Not because I'm ashamed of how it tastes or anything like that. It's just that I'm worried that people will find out and expect me to share it with them all the time. Like, I'm scared they'll only want to be around me because of my ♥♥♥ and not because of who I am as a person. It's gotten to the point where I'm even considering changing my diet to see if there's some kind of special ingredient in my food that's making it taste so good.

Anyway, I just wanted to get that off my chest. I know it might not be a weird thing to worry about, but it's been bothering me for a while now. So, thanks for listening. And no, you can't have any of my ♥♥♥.