I like long walks on the beach, except i cant walk and the sand ♥♥♥♥♥ up my tires.

A kiss makes my whole day but anal makes my hole weak.

I cant choose my father but i can choose my daddy.

My gag reflex is as absent as my father figure.

Spitters are quitters.

Fisting is my first base.

Last but not least i dont need to chew while eating a banana.






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➜ Silver 2 : ✘
➜ Silver 3 : ✘
➜ Silver 4 : ✘
➜ Silver Elite : ✘
➜ Silver Elite Master : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 1 : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 2 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova 3 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova Master : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 1 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 2 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian Elite : ✔
➜ Distinguished Master Guardian : ✔ {Current}
➜ Legendary Eagle : ✘
➜ Legendary Eagle Master : ✘
➜ Supreme Master First Class : ✘
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