Recent reviews by T-Rex137

Great game though i wish i had a higher IQ to play it, would of been great if it was co-op and i could just be a fighter pilot for a friend.

Was a good Historical game, Britain had female Celtic Generals, but adding Roman female generals is stupid and an insult to the celtic people who actually stood for something.

One of the best games i've played in a long time, it brings back the old Dawn of war feel for the first, as well as incorporating the second with using heroes and abilities, honestly I dont know why this game got such bad reviews, newer generation of potato kids all about the fortnight bs.

Yes

An Honest from the heart review.

One of the greatest games ever created, I ever played I cannot wait for the second one or more games from these creators to come out, to the SJW that tried to ruin this game, you can go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.

Ok honest review I don't give reviews often but I will for this one, here are some of my fun laughs.

Pro's
- Awesome sandbox, open world game
- Story's are great and funny, Tried helping out the Alb Seperatist by telling the Berzerkers they wanted to be allies, go back to albs and find them dead, end up killing the guy that killed them idk what happen but changed the story line
-armour and weapons matter.
- Rewarding loot in random places, makes adventuring and exploring matter
- Graphics are pretty good
- Choice matters and effects everything.

Funny/Inbetween
- Character has meltdowns and often feels like you're playing as a kid with downsydrome, at the beginning keeps repeating to Duras if he wants to be friends then tells him hes pretty much a weakling but willing to be his friend.
- You're main character is a stone cold commander who litterly murdered thousands of people but when talking to duras, has a "Downsydrome" moment and loses his ♥♥♥♥ on duras for protecting himself when your companion was attacked.
- Cannot stress enough how the main character feels like he's retarded but it ends up being funny and I have a good laugh, I understand the character is getting his emotions back, but that doesnt mean he has to be "Retarded" Often I feel like im playing as a uneducated afircan warlord that doesnt know how to read and just picked up a weapon one day and was good at hitting things, character is not intelligent at all other then when he surprises other stupid characters. Example people plant their crops far off in a monster infested land, but if the characters skill is up he can suggest for them to grow crops closer and inside the walls where its safe, Unfortunatly my character is still autistic so he simply agrees with the other morons that crops are good growing where they are.
- Are we friends Duras
- Duras where do we stand right now
- Duras, you're a muderer you BASTARD!
- Duras can we be friends and where do we stand Duras
- We can be friends Duras I decided that myself and we are Duras
_ Duras stop asking questiosn or you will make me ANGRY!
The characters facination with Duras creeps me out but also gives me a good laugh, Also Duras is a pretty good dude if he can take and handle your characters Autisic meltdowns, often feels like he's your guardian Parent that looks after you.

Con's
- Combat system sucks ass, someone attacked me and i pull out my blade to be locked onto only the neutral guard and cant figure out how to switch the lock on feature since it doesnt tell you, which is ok in a sense because the character is retarded anyways.
- Not enough starter missions to actually level you up and prepare you for the world
- no sneaking feature, you just stand and hope no one notices a dude looking at their ♥♥♥♥.
- needs a character creation
- Needs more women characters, and the ability to wohoo them would be great, although not with the current main character sinse he would have to pick up women in a loony bin where he would fit in.
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Felt like one of those childhood pop up books, looks really cool but all your doing is just looking, would of been nice to dig into the ground or make your own ship and kill people, but its not its a pop up book.

Pro's- Great game with PMC style radio Procedures, realistic sounds.

Con's- Civilians, every now and then, someone will tell you to hold spawn, what ever the **** that means and when you fail to obey the civilians kick you, civilians make me sick to my stomach on this game.

It's the best world war 2 game I'v ever played before, ever!, a few features is bayneting a German or charging over an open field with 20 other guys while shouting bonzai and watching your sqaud leader slash a american in the back as he tried to flee, and theres been more than one instances where we go charging out and im the last one running.