Recent reviews by Ancient Sword Of The Meth King

They brought back Arenas two days ago and i already have 20 hours on it.

Stadium genuinely might save this game, forget the actual game exists and just play stadium and you MIGHT JUST end up having fun somehow

EDIT: A week later nvm lol i already stopped playing again

My game crashed once and now it freezes every two seconds on the dot.

Just as the Founding Fathers intended.

They ruined the game by destroying the entire point people played it and then rubbed salt in the wound by adding microtransactions just say its intentional

thank you demo for making the full game lose denuvo

in oversight we trust 🙏

They fused the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ physics with the frame rate I'm losing my mind please roll back the update I'm begging

This update is genuinely coded like the 73rd result of monkeys on typewriters, how did they even publish this.

I wish I didn’t even get this game for free. AI-generated slop game, even though the devs try to argue otherwise. This game only exists as a way to avoid getting sued for false advertising and it shows.

Why the hell does the VR parkour game sequel not focus on parkour?

It's fine, they will make a fourth stride game that is even worse in about a year and a half and charge even more this time.

EDIT: Simply incredible, like Apollo with the gift of prophecy some users including myself are being sent emails about an upcoming game that is the EXACT same as the original stride with even more AI used.

why the ♥♥♥♥ can it do malevolent shrine help

It's really disappointing to see one of the games that I originally decided to buy a PC for fall into this state. Valve seems to have no care for it's own legacy and "cash cow", the blatant lies and disregard that Valve has had towards one of their most played games along with their own legacy shows that all they care about is the new product and forcing an E-sport.

EDIT: nah deadlocks heat nvm tf2 can stay dead

The pandering to the Quest user base and its consequences have been a disaster for the VR gaming market.