Recent reviews by TheWackyMan

Multiplayer is grindy garbage full of loading, if you don't care about the single player at all, avoid at all costs.

This game made me xenophobic of russians and peruvians.

I miss the ball a lot, but I have fun.

KILL YOURSELDF

(SPOILERS) This game is something of an enigma, on one hand we have fantastic gameplay, excellent music, and great graphics. While on the other we have a terribly written story with unresolved plot points or redudant characters, useless features such as mother base and battle gear, cut content, and useless online (until MGO which we don't get until January).

The story really doesn't affect much of anything, you kinda get some explanation for things, but they don't really matter. Parasites are just nanomachines but somehow more advanced, man of fire is pointless, psycho mantis is cool, but he has no characterter devlopment so his presence in MGS5 is also pointless. Venom snake has no character or personality, and I don't really see why they had to get keifer sutherland when all of his face capture i just him with this stoic looks the entire time. Funnily enough Quiet, the character that manages to have less lines than the character you play as, is the best character in the game, but she leaves motherbase for absolutrely no reason, and then you lose her forever, unless you magically had the butterfly emblem.

I love the gameplay in MGS5 but there is so much that just isn't good about this game, especially if you're a big fan of the series like I am.

I am truly feeling a Phantom Pain from this Phantom ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ story.