HOW TO PLAY COUNTERSTRIKE:
1. Trust your teammates
2. Listen to your teammates
3. Buy grenades
4. Use grenades
5. Shoot the enemy
6. Fallback
7. Get flanked
8. Get shot
9. Barely survive
10. Runaway
11. Call for your team if they are alive
12. Realise they aren't alive
13. Get shot and die
14. Listen to your team rage on how bad you are, even though they all made stupid decisions first in which got them killed
15. Block your teammates
16. Body block your teammates
17. Go mid
18. Rage when someone shoots you in mid
19. Yell at your teammates on how bad they are
20. Kick your teammates
21. Lose every single round
22. Realise you are playing against a way lower rank than you and cry a little bit
23. Uninstall CS:GO
24. Reinstall CS:GO
25. Click play
26. Click competitive
27. Do step one