Alright, I was already thinking of doing this summary, but this random ass guy who contacted me just to say he hated the video I linked convinced me to do it. So here we go:
SUMMARY:
Isaac Kepler, also known as Isaac Kepler, is a multimillionaiire famous idol in all the world. Born Isaac Magalhães Leocádio da Santíssima Trindade Wegenerschmidt Hládyszwsky Prisencolinensinainciusol Kepler in the Brazilian metropolis of Rolândia on December 29th xxxx, he quickly went to become known as just "Isaac" by the people of the city, which, in his own words, "is weird, because my name isn't that difficult to pronounce". His family and friends quickly found out how talented and smart he is, so much that he got awarded the Keys To The Mayor's House by the city mayor when he was only 4 after having solved the city's energy supply issue by hooking from nearby Londrina, an irrelevant town; and when he was 8, he got awarded with the Nobel Peace Prize for solving a century-old feud between 2 Nigerian tribes by making Hollywood celebrities ask to stop the war. When he was 10, he starred on what would be his first role, and consequently, the beginning of his career: The Disease from the local school's play of "Le Malade Imaginaire". During said play, a scout that had just been scammed by a fake child soccer prodigy noticed Isaac's amazing acting skills, and quickly contacted Hollywood to report on him. After a few problems with gossip magazines and awkward directors (as he says, "they had some really suspicious likings"), Isaac went on to star in a series of triple A blockbusters, such as "Doctor Mallard and Onion Boy 2", playing as the Onion Boy's Onion; "I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me Part V" as the completely not suspicious lamp in the corner of the bedroom; "Detroit: Mission Survival" as the average Detroit hoodlum, and many others. Nowadays, after earning gazillions of dollars and a certain list, Isaac is now semi-retired, living his life as the administrator of Colonial Diner Studios and the founder of Tongan Tiki Entertainment, and constantly trying to erase his name from certain places that would get him in not so pleasant situations. He also likes to read, with some of his favorite books being "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a ♥♥♥♥", "It Ends With Us", "The Turner Diaries", "My Immortal", and most specially the Bible, with some of his favorite quotes being Ezekiel 23:20 and Genesis 19:5. And to finish this wall of text that no one will read, a quote from Isaac:
Get owned, LIBERALS!1!1
Sincerely, Me
(btw, if you got here this far, comment down below "The Crimes of May will never be forgiven")





If you are still reading this, you are either unemployed or a stalker. What else do you need to know about me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gh6n54nmGI Anyways,hello! (Damn you, tatotan, i'm still keeping it)