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Yo, you seen The Doctor Oz Show play CS2? Bro’s not even a player—he’s a full-on CLINIC. Man’s out here prescribing headshots like it’s over-the-counter meds, no cap. This dude pulls up to Office and suddenly it’s a whole medical seminar on how to 1-tap clowns in cubicles. You peek him in the hallway? That’s a free CT scan, bro, straight to the dome.

Homie’s legit out here diagnosing your mistakes mid-round, dropping flawless strats like he’s reading off cue cards. You think you’re slick hiding in the break room? Nah, bro’s already got your respawn timer scheduled. He’s AWPing people through vending machines like it’s casual, defusing bombs like he’s writing prescriptions—doesn’t even need a defuse kit, man just vibes through the beeps.

I swear I saw him whip out a health chart in between rounds and STILL drop 40 bombs on the enemy team. You play against The Doctor Oz Show

Bro, I was mid-round in CS2, just holding B like a pro, when suddenly this dude comes flying through the wall like he’s got Admin powers or something. Straight up wallhack, I swear! My Twizzlers went flying out of my hand, man, because who the hell cheats in CS2 over freaking Twizzlers!? Like, bruh, you're gonna download hacks but can’t afford some real snacks? Twizzlers, of all things! I can’t even focus on this nonsense now—do I report the cheater or just mourn the Twizzlers all over my keyboard? Unbelievable. If you’re gonna cheat, at least level up your snack game.

I'm telling you, The Doctor Oz Show is as cracked as they are jacked. I saw them at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked them what the diapers were for and they said "they contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" then bhopped out the door. +Rep

STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BODY BLOCKING!
THERE IS NO DEBATE IN THE JOINT SESSION