Katestrophically Slow
Night please leave my avocados alone   Illinois, United States
Level
13
Lunar New Year 2019
200 XP
 
 
I just want to see my dad again.
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A player of Hunt Showdown
I have the comprehension speed of a Nokia
I share my only living braincell with my best friend. (♥♥♥♥ you, Night)
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I'm Asnexual
Asexuel
A Sax Yule
Disinterested
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There's a 50% chance I'm a furry and you will never know.
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Shnorkin some Ketamine in the Kroger's parking lot at 6 AM
Cain was a f.ucking librarian who got triggered because God downvoted his gay sh.it and upvoted Abel's based and redpilled hot take. Simple as.



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Comments
Katestrophically Slow 18 Aug @ 12:20pm 
I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it again
Nightman™ 18 Aug @ 11:52am 
-rep In my home country it is considered very rude to burp into the face of another man, yet this small child kept burping into his computer microphone and making homosexual advances towards me, if you get him in your Team Fortress 2 match please vote to kick him, for he is a bad player and also a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of mothers.
Katestrophically Slow 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:33pm 
Ur dad
MoriMeDaddy 30 Nov, 2023 @ 12:03pm 
Ur Mom
Katestrophically Slow 13 Oct, 2023 @ 7:16pm 
NO
Bubba 13 Oct, 2023 @ 7:08pm 
im gonna