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Won't you help me lure that guy into this room? Hurry and call him over. If I lure him in here... If I offer him up instead... Will you really... Spare my life? Yeah, I promise. Daga Kotowaru. One of my favorite things to do... To tell people who I think are strong... What?! The word "No". NooOOoOoOo~~~~ Call him over...Daga Kotowaru. Please play a game of Ceelo with me! I don't exactly hate games. Sounds interesting. Does that mean you'll do it? Alright... Thank you, Roha- Daga Kotowaru. Um...We're big fans of yours, sensei! We thought we'd ask if we could get your autograph. My fans, huh? Daga Kotowaru. ---(Sped up x10 30 times)--- Daga Kotowaru. Won't you help me lure that guy into this room? Hurry and call him over. If I lure him in here... If I offer him up instead... Will you really... Spare my life? Yeah, I promise. Daga Kotowaru.

this is fox news channel we're sorry to interrupt you with this broadcast but dark teioh was seen stalking about on furries' profile leaving a comment on random walls. if you have any information about him please call us at {insert obvious phone number here}. thank you we hope you have a great day!

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