I wont go first wih (SELL/BUY) if you don't have :

1. IF your profile/inventory private i will block u.
2. Steam LEVEL 15 minimum
3. 15 Rep comments on steam profile.
4. A good amount of lounge rep.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE REQUIREMENTS THAT ARE ABOVE , DON'T OFFER! I WON'T GO FIRST UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES IF U DON'T HAVE THE REQUIREMENTS.

Other rules :

4. I wont trade with you if you are offensive, mean etc - block.
5. I wont trade with you if you are a scammer, i know all tricks in the book :)
6. Don't add me if you don't agree to these rules, and you want me to go first if you have a low profle, that is not going to happen = block.

You will get negative rep if :

You are attempting to scam, bullshiting me a lot.
If you are saying that you have Dota or TF hours or any other free to play game.
If you are offensive, ignorant or retarded.

Don't ADD me if you don't agree to the rules!!!!!!!


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A few days ago I was playing mm and my aim was not really on point. Later on in the day my parents friends came over to have dinner, they had a 11/10 girl with her, she was 12 and her name was Amanda. To be fair Amanda had just turned 12 and she had never sexual experience so I asked her if she would like to see a ♥♥♥♥ for the first time. She blushed and said "Yes, please I've always wanted to see yours so badly! ;) ". But my burning desire to play CS:GO mm was too strong then.
I replied "You have to be patient, my body isn't ready right now. I was ashamed and played another match of CS:GO, sadly my aim still wasn't on point, she saw that, because she was spying on me and asked why I was sucking so much. So I told her to finally suck my ♥♥♥♥ or I would give her the anal expansion as a nice punishment for being so naughty spying on me.
When I played the last round she came to me and opened my jeans zipper and finally I felt her cold hand grabbing my holy magic stick. Right at the time when her face went down to my wee wee, I had some sort of shock and became really nervous and shouted loud "KENNYS IS BEST!", she replied "What? Are you ok?". I said it's fine I'm just nervous, I might come really fast, so please be gentle. She smiled and began.
So then she was doing it, I felt like a king, like the manliest man of all men like the God of this world. Suddenly I felt pain like never before, she was biting my ♥♥♥♥ and her teeth penetrated my glans and she licked the blood, my life flashed before me.
I passed out.