You can punch a bear into orbit with your bare hands. Another amazing Ubisoft original, would definitely club the Highwaymen with an iron bar again <3

Neon White is one of the best indie games I've ever laid my hands upon. You probably don't need a random steam review to convince you but I love this game so much I'm gonna yap anyways

The gameplay loop is incredibly tight, with plenty of room to master and a constant incentive to get faster and faster times. Every card feels amazing, and there is never a moment when I feel cheated or robbed by the movement abilities not working as intended.

The audiowork complements the game perfectly. The music by Machine Girl is perfect. It delivers a good mix of slow, chill tunes for the hub world and fast, energetic beats for when you speed through the levels. The voice acting, while very cheesy (this is not a negative I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love the cheese), is very well done.

Not gonna touch the story in this review (cuz it does feel like a little bit of an afterthought, at least compared to everything else) but its serviceable at best. Nothing groundbreaking, but it definitely could be worse

One of the biggest no-brainer purchases ever, IDEK why you're reading the reviews just go buy it and have a blast