Recent reviews by Stoo

I honestly want to like this game, but the recent videos that some content creators have made really highlights how broken this game actually is.

Now they will only be releasing 'bug fixes' with their DLC releases - what an absolute joke.

Pick it up on sale if you really want it. Thought it was kind of cool at first, like Fallout in space. Exploring the planets was pretty fun, but then you realise it's the same 3 or 4 outposts copy pasted everywhere with different coloured planets/moons. Fun at first, but once you've seen a few you've seen them all. Main story line is forgetful, faction quests were okay but outside of that it's just boring fetch quests.

Going back to Cyberpunk after the 2.0 update made me realise this feels like a game from 10 years ago.

Honestly thought this was a bit of a meme with the Roblox graphics.

So much fun, 254 players is great and obviously it runs smooth as you could probably run this on your toaster. VOIP is hilarious, Its 12 quid, totally worth it.

I wish I could give this a "meh" rather than yes or no. In all honesty, I thought it was quite poor compared to the first game.

First game felt like a zombie game with parkour, this feels like a parkour game with occasional zombies. Night time is far less punishing, I really hate the fact that Volatiles only come out at the highest chase level, and a couple of times during the story (which is so boring and forgetful). Remember the really dark interiors that were quite spooky, the crying kid zombies in apartments etc? I found that quite scary from the first game, and there was absolutely nothing like it here.

Maybe pick it up on sale.

Absolute scam.

I've quit already but there are delays to "content", it's going to take the best part of a year from release to add VOIP and a scoreboard.

Do yourself a favour and play the older BF games if you want, the franchise is dead after this.

I don't know if the remaster really does much except make the graphics shiny. However, still 3 of the greatest games I've ever played.

ME1 definitely looks a lot better but the gameplay and combat is certainly showing its age. This game really sets the storyline for the series. I'm currently playing through ME2 as a Sentinel build on insanity difficulty and I'm having a blast. Haven't played this one since release so I never had any of the DLC. It really adds a lot of content to the game, I'm nowhere near finished and I'm already about 20-30 hours through the game. Really enjoying this so far, it's been 10 years or so since I played the games and I'm really looking forward to getting on to the third one.

All I can say is the lore, characters and story are amazing. 10/10 would recommend.

It's like Minecraft with Vikings and Dark souls like combat with a lot of content in early access for £15. Loads of fun, very nostalgic and a 1GB download. Haven't had this much fun in a game in a long time, definitely recommend.

This game WAS fun, played loads of hours over the years and remember playing back before 1st person was even introduced. Played the most hours when 1st person came out, especially squads and racked up my 800+ hours or so.

After taking a break for a couple of years (I played a little during season 2-4), the game is apparently so rife with cheaters that you need to level up some god awful survival mastery ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ system to lvl 80 before you can play ranked. So even though I have owned this game since the beginning, played 800 hours+ I now have to grind like crazy to play ranked with my mates who have got back into the game.

Problem is, the maximum points even from a win seems to be 1500, and the unranked games are literally full of bots. So I cant even play the more competitive game mode on ranked unless I grind an absolute ♥♥♥♥ load on this game that introduced some absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ small maps that I keep getting thrown into because apparently we can't choose what maps to play anymore.

Spent 20 quid on a dead game last year only to find out they made it free to play, give me my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money back

We live sad times where any other company would have probably sold this as The Witcher 4.