I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

Known cheater with wallhack and aimbot. You still got ass kicked, lol. You suck even with hacks. What a shame. Prepare for another ban.

Hello.

My name is Dan. I found you on Masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy's and I think that's great!
I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let's be honest if you played a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th)
From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me.
This comes with some conditions:
You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon and evening. Some nude ones at night too.
You obviously won't be allowed to stream anymore and talk to other guys.
If you please me, I'll buy you occasional loot box or two.
We'll Skype everday, make sure to buy a high definition web cam soon.



Here are my contact details:
Skype: AHoboPanda
Battlenet: AHoboPanda#0496
Steam: http://steamproxy.net/id/ahobopanda

Furry bb (｡◕‿‿◕｡)

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you what. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain