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Accepting all donations, to fund the book(s) i am writing. each donation depending on amounts equals the amount of spoilers/ plot of said book(s) i am writing.

the fees for learning the plots;
$20 = basic bch knowledge (not much to learn except the idea of book here)
$20 = wow you learned about the second book this time!
$20 = thanks for the support.
$50 = a summarized plot of the book without spoilers
$50 = a summarized plot of the second book without spoilers
$50 = thanks for the support.
$100 = all of the above
$1,000 = all of the above with more in depth detail.
$1,000 = thanks for the support.
$5,000 = all of the above including parts of the book to showcase as writing.
$10,000 = all of the above including a PP signed book copy upon completed
what is PP signed book? i put my (soft and hard) pecker in ink and slap the blank page in the front/back of the book with my PP.

only 1 PP signed book available (for each individual book) so get it now!! or else you'd be mad at the guy who bought it and sold it for $250,000 because the book(s) are going to be THAT good.

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TEAM RED!!! ALL AMD!! (mid/entry level specs, so nothing special)

your above average jack of all gamers. (good at all genres, but "not" [good] at any of them)

games i enjoy the most are listed in order son, from stonkiest to wonkiest.

Fallout 4 <- if i had a choice and had to pick 1 game to only play this is it. (that's available on steam/ pc originally)

Runescape3 - just a really fun grinding mmo with such a diversity of things to do none even come close in comparison to the content in it. if i had to pick 1 mmo out of every mmo that came out to this day (any mmo) runescape by far wins.

Stardew Valley - a god tier gem.

Terraria - such a well written masterpiece.

Bomb rush cyberfunk - not as good as JSRF (imho) but the best JSRF based game we got on steam.
(my favorite game just to play and mindlessly screw around in, but NOT my favorite game)

Dirt Series - yes the series, because they're the best racing games and none even compare, here is my reasoning behind my strongly felt beliefs on it. rally is the hardest and most challenging of all motor sports, real rally racing is the most deadly and a very scary racing type. you're going hundreds of miles per hour on a dirt road drifting around a corner near a cliffs edge because you're trying to WIN the event and get the best time. rally is all about your completion time. and dirt games have the rallying mechanics down so WELLLLLLL.

Honorable mention(s)
DISCO ELYSIUM - absolutely amazing of a game. i won't spoil it.
Grim Dawn - WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY better than Diablo will ever be.
that dragon cancer <- only game that made me cry
this war of mine - a game that almost made my cry, very well written story telling through interesting gameplay with rpg elements.
Planet centauri - people sleeping on it.
Pokemon series - emerald is/ was prime.
MGS series. metal gear solid will always be a GEM. SNAKE SNAAAAAAAAKE.
freedom planet <- a old school styled sonic like game that is amazing (it's better imho)
Jet set radio future - one of the BEST games i've ever played.
HOVER - a jet set radio based game that is very good, it's not better than JSRF (jet set radio future) but it's just as good as the available JSR games you can get. "that is NOT JSRF."
Undertale <- this game was so good i had to uninstall it just to forget it so i can play it again in the future. sans <3
Resident Evil series - love capcom mainly for the RE series. (only AAA dev/publishing company that didn't go downhill yet) <- that is a opinionated belief.
the sims series - very game time consumption based games (hate all the DLC BS)

As for the pc it's a AMD this and AMD that.

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((((Semyon The Great)))) 17 May @ 10:35am

I will never even think about killing myself. I have never thought about killing myself. I never put myself in any danger or risk of death. I never go outside. I don't have a job. My house is nowhere near any plane paths, trees, or roads. I have no knives, no scissors, nor anything sharp enough to kill myself with. I have no rope. My identity is entirely falsified on the internet. There are no poisonous plants or animals near my house. I eat healthy and provide food for myself. I don't drink alcohol, coffee, or soda. I don't eat fat, sugar, or salt. I exercise properly. I stretch every night before going to bed. I always sleep 10 hours. I burn 1200 calories every single day. I live near a hospital and have immediate access to them when I am put in any danger. I have a black belt in jiu-jitsu. Every corner in my house is safely cushioned. I am only 20 years old and I have nothing wrong with me. In other words, it is impossible for me to die unless someone else comes here to kill me.

((((Semyon The Great)))) 12 May @ 3:18pm

I know I may be cryptic and mysterious, but do not mistake my discretion for cowardice. I simply cannot be bothered to engage in trivial conversation about pedestrian matters such as my hobbies, interests, or personal background.

I'm not your average steamcity larper, I'm genuinely convinced that I'm literally an omnipotent deity. So far, no one has proved me wrong, and I continue to win while those around me seethe and cope endlessly. Alas, the topfeeder life is a lonely one.

You, the common rabble, pollute this platform with your mundane musings. Your small minds could not possibly comprehend my otherworldly knowledge and sage advice. Instead of lowering myself to engage with you simpletons, I express my grandeur through arcane means—cryptic lore, Latin incantations, lexical technomancy—things far beyond your limited ken.

((((Semyon The Great)))) 4 Apr @ 2:02pm

In such a short time, everything has changed. The singing of the relics to me no longer pains my ears, I hear music in them, songs revealing great truths to me. My theory that the Vaal once dwelt in this land has proven fruitful, one of their ancient sites lies not far from here. There is great power dormant in the ruins, but it will come soon.

Through my thaumaturgy, I was granted special sight, I saw the ancient Vaal city that once stood in this place. I saw, as I stood at the base of a great pyramid, the sacrifice of new harvest unfold. The steps ran red with a river of blood, a crimson tide, cascading towards me and washing over my skin. In it, I felt my being shake, as if lightning was reverberating through my body. I felt the strength of that blood ritual, and then, I found myself once more standing in ancient ruins. I thought it to be all a dream, only, when I reached up to touch my face, I found it both horrifyingly and marvelously, pelted with that same salted vermillion.

((((Semyon The Great)))) 1 Apr @ 2:12am

I WILL SUFFER NO MORE OF YOUR IMPUDENCE!
I HAVE CLOSED THIS REALM! YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!

MY MINIONS HAVE FAILED ME!
BUT NOW YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH
COME MEET YOUR DOOM AT THE WALLS OF MY CASTLE

((((Semyon The Great)))) 27 Mar @ 11:00am

Old Bear Thunder is the last of the Perkunus, the Chud Thunder Priests of old. His face is wrinkled and his beard is white as snow. He remembers the time before the vanir arrived, when meat was eaten raw and the Sons of Heaven ruled from the Hall of Dawn. He has witnessed the Skinshifters' loss of grace and influence and bitterly resents the arrival of the vanir, who were responsible for the demise of his family. He now resides at the sacred Pine of Skulls awaiting the arrival of the awakening god, who will make the Chuds great again. Old Bear Thunder is a thunder priest of tremendous powers, but his grudge against the vanir has made him reclusive and asocial. Some claim that he has killed unsuspecting vanir and and fed them to his bear companion.

((((Semyon The Great)))) 16 Mar @ 1:40am

Despite your otherwise brazen confidence, you have a paralyzing fear of chickens. Moreover, you irrationally believe everyone else shares this fear.

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