Последние обзоры Alin.

HONK HONK HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

They could never make me hate you, Yuri.

I want my minutes back.

I stole a half of bread from a trader only to haggle and sell the same half of bread to the same trader for a higher amount of money.
Two minutes later, I'm still laughing like an idiot at the fact that he also said "GOD BLESS you" at the end.

After 27 hours of playtime, this DLC made me realise that I can pin ANY of Hugo's flowers and feathers in Amicia's hair without even having to buy this DLC.
Holy Christ, I am retărded.
Still, for 2 euro, this DLC is worth it.

Reasons why the review is negative:

How can you, as a developer/ publisher, keep this game only available for purchase on the worst launcher possible on PC for a whole year, beta testing it for those unlucky enough who have bought it there, and one year later, still release it broken on Steam. How?
Not only does the game suffer from horrendous lag in coop, but it also forces me to have Epic Online services installed. And also Denuvo to pile on the already humongous mess this whole game is.
The game installs Epic Online Services, not Epic Games Store as a whole. That's a slight misinformation. But as long as you play online, you'll always be reminded that Epic has put its dirty little paws on this game.
The game suffers from a lot of performance issues. In coop is even worse. I may not have the best PC, but when you put everything on low and your performance doesn't improve something hints that the game isn't properly optimized.
The game also has sometimes issues with the audio. The game has music, wether ambiental, or boss fight music, well, said music will only play a few moments in a 2 hours session. I cannot tell if the issue is only in coop, because I've only played coop, but still, wether online or offline, the audio shouldn't be this faulty.
Also, this game has been cracked months ago, but still, the game has Denuvo implemented.
Epic and Denuvo in one game, name a bigger anti-consumer move.



Still, I would lie if I would say the game itself isn't fun.
If you ignore all the problems, you have a pretty fun zombie game.
It has the best gore system I've seen in a game.
The gameplay is so good. The weapons feel so great and fluid.
You actually feel the impact in each attack you give, and it even shows on the zombie's bodies. The gore in this game is simply insane. The animations are so fluid. The fury mode is absolutely pure adrenaline for me. Going zombie mode on a horde of zombies, tearing them into pieces with my hands, it doesn't get better than that.
The flesh system they have implemented does not get old. Punching a hole in a zombie's head does not get old.
You know what gets old, however? Signing into Epic store...


The game has peaked its relevancy months ago, and then it died. It's almost like releasing a game day-1 on the most disliked platform will guarantee said game's imminent demise.
A shame. The game had potential.

I just beat the LIVING șhit out of a bunch of zombie kids with a baseball bat.
Brother, how can I not give this game a positive review? Bloody genius.

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I own this game for two reasons alone.
1) Eneba sells keys for it that's cheaper than a Monster can. 6.85 RON (1.38 Euro)
2) I only bought it to leave a negative review. Buh bye.

Update:
Actually tried to play the game. I want my 1.38 euro back. You can give me this game for free and I still would feel like I've got robbed.

Games like Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League makes me appreciate even more the original Arkham trilogy.
And to be honest, I would rather stare at Batman's spandex butt for 80 hours than ever playing Suicide Squad and seeing this character's legacy destroyed.

I shan't talk in this review about the game itself, but rather, about what it represents to me. You know, I bought this game for my friend, for my oldest friend, I might add, because you know, he left our country, and lives now in Finland. And I thought this post-apocalyptic game filled with communists will remind him of his home, of our great country, Romania.
But the little bugger declined it and told me to go fück myself. 😑😑
I hope I will appear in your worst nightmares you absolute insane dïçk nugget.
I know you will see this review!
I would say something nice... But I can't, and it's because I'm Romanian, so I'll just resume to a sugi pulä și hai jet.

Game's okay, though.