Seanow
Uganda
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Welcome to my rice fields
My profile is a journal and my games are a story.

Its been almost a decade since the event, i am reformed. Gaben please allow me to repent.
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Who else pretends their penis is a gear shift lever when it gets hard and pretends to shift from Reverse to 1st gear, 2nd gear, 3rd gear, 4th gear, and finally 5th gear?

Usually when my penis gets hard I’d just masturbate it off but recently I’ve just been getting tired of masturbating. It just not the same anymore. It puts me right to sleep, gets ♥♥♥ all over me, and I just been feeling miserable and dirty after it.

Now, my alternative has been pretending it is a gear shift lever on a manual car. It can be pretty funny.

I seriously hope I’m not the only one.

WARNING: YOU IT’S EASY TO HURT YOUR PENIS WHILE PRETENDING IT’S A GEAR SHIFT LEVER. REPLICATE THIS PRACTICE ONLY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Ʀȝ₼ 2022 年 2 月 8 日 下午 9:14 
kenshi is addicting beware
スムージー 2018 年 8 月 9 日 下午 3:35 
Despacito
Chrix 2018 年 1 月 7 日 下午 10:36 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Kuro 2017 年 8 月 10 日 下午 6:08 
Fought you in For Honor you suck ass try not using hacks next time.
Chrix 2017 年 6 月 29 日 下午 8:08 
:Skunk:
Kuro 2016 年 4 月 19 日 下午 3:51 
I sexually Identify as a Counter-Terrorist. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of rushing B-tunnel on Dust 2 dropping hot incendiary grenades on disgusting Terrorists. People say to me that a CT being a Rusher is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install knives on my body to run faster. From now on I want you guys to call me “Your mom” and respect my right to rush T spawn and die needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a member of ISIS and need to 1v1 me IRL. Thank you for being so understanding.