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Trappin'Volvos

VOLVO FOR LIFE

Goteborg, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden

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Racer

500 XP

✔️ CERTIFIED VOLVO OWNER ON THE SPECTRUM✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
YOU EVER THOUGHT TO YOURSELF MAN THIS VOLKSWAGEN GOLF PULLS LIKE A HANDJOB FROM A GRANDMA WITH PARKINSONS AND MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NPC? WELL LOOK NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FURTHER CAUSE VOLVO'S GOT ALL YOU NEED!
FWD? THAT ♥♥♥♥ IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WACK HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA LAY SIDEWAYS ON YOUR WAY TO ICA MAXI WITHOUT SOME MCDONALD TRAYS ON YOUR REAR TIRES? A REAL INDIVIDUAL (me = based) DRIVES A VOLVO 940, THATS GOT ROOM FOR ALL YOUR SHAGGIN' NEEDS!

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Volvo 940 my beloved

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ENHANCED VOLVO EXPERIENCE 4K

BEEP BEEP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVE THE F.U..CK AWAY BECAUSE VOLVO IS ABOUT TO CHEW AS..S AND KICK BUBBLEGUM

PROUD OWNER OF A vOLVO 945 TURBO

TOP 3 REASONS WHY VOLVOIS THE BEST

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-THEY AREN'T FOR PEOPLE WHO SETTLE WITH WHATEVER EVERYONE LIKES LIKE VOLKSWAGEN

- MAKES FORD'S "BUILT TOUGHT" MOTTO LOOK LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WALK IN THE PARK, WITH A VOLVO YOU GET SO MUCH RELIABILITY THIS THING'S GONNA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTLAST YOU AND YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
- THEY AREN'T FOR THE BROKE INDIVIDUAL THAT CHOOSES TO GET A MERCEDES LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TURBO SPASTIC

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VOLVO FOR LIFE VOLVO FOR LIFE VOLVO FOR LIFE VOLVO FOR LIFE

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WHAT PUS..SI.E.S DRIVE

-BMW ()
-MERCEDES ()
-AUDI ()
-VOLKSWAGEN ()
-OPEL ()
-CITROËN ()
-FIAT ()
-ALFA ROMEO ()
-FORD ()
-KIA (S..HITT..Y KOREAN CAR BRAND THAT RETAR.DS WHO EAT GLUE DRIVES - HONESTLY FU..C..K. THIS FU..C..KINC CAR BRAND I HATE IT WITH A PASSION SO MUCH)
-HYUNDAI (ANOTHER DUMB KOREAN BRAND NO ONE LIKES)
-LAND ROVER ()
-CHEVROLET ()
-JAGUAR )
-LANCIA (NOOB CAR BRAND THAT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE HAHA)
-TESLA (HUMAN-SIZED RC CARS THAT HAVE NO SOUL - TESLA = FU..C..K. YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥)
-MINI ()
-NISSAN (GODZILLA MY A..S.SHOLE)
-TOYOTA (F..U.CK THE SUPRA - ONLY FOR GAY 12 YEAR OLDS)
-MAZDA (HAIRDRESSER CARS)
-HONDA ()
-GMC (HEAVY AS S..HI.T.)
-SEAT (GLUE SNIFFING SP..lCS)
-JEEP ()
-PEUGEOT (always a special place in my heart <3 )
-SAAB (NOT EVERYONE CAN BE NO. 1 LIKE VOLVO, BUT SAAB CAN BE NO. 2)

WHAT MEN DRIVE

- VOLVO
- VOLVO AGAIN
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SVENSKA AEROPLAN AB SVENSKA AEROPLAN AB SVENSKA AEROPLAN AB

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WHAT I LISTEN TO IN MY SAAB 9-3 SPORT SEDAN 1.8t HIRSCH PERFORMANCE

- APHEX TWIN
- DESTROY LONELY
- ALL KINDS OF RAVE STUFF
- MILITARY EDITS AND PHONK
- $B
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WHAT I DO IN MY VOLVO 945 TURBO

- BE COOL AS ♥♥♥♥
- LIVE LIFE
- LAY SIDEWAYS IN A ROUNDABOUT
- HAVE SEX IN THE SPACIOUS BACK (i do not)
- BEING A MAN
- OVERTAKING TURKISH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THEIR LEASED MERCEDES'
- DRIVE 150KM/H IN A SCHOOL ZONE - F.U..C..K THEM KIDS
- GETTING 8KM/L ON AVERAGE
- BEING ULTIMATELY SUPERIOR TO ANY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD WITH MY SWEDISH TANK
- NOT DRIVING A VOLKWSAGEN - SO THAT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING

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And God said, "Let there be light, and there was Volvo". God saw that Volvo was good, and He seperated them from the other ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Car brands around the world
-Genesis 1, NIV

VOLVO FOR LIFE VOLVO FOR LIFE VOLVO FOR LIFE VOLVO FOR LIFE

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Epilepsy Warning 20 Aug, 2023 @ 9:26am

Well, let me have a ruler and a saw and a board and I'll cut it

I'll climb up the ladder with a hammer and nail and I'll nail it

Well, we worked so hard to build a little house together

In the snow or the rain or the ice-cold wind whenever

No matter

What the weather

We're together

✠ CROM ✠ 6 Apr, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Yes 👍🏻 im 💘 a mechanic 👋🏻. Im 💘 omnipotent 🤯. I 👁 can sense 🤔 whats 🤔 wrong ❌ with your 👉 car 🚗 from a kilometer away 😂. I 👁 can rebuild 🔨 any engine 👷. I 👁 melt 🔥 pistons 😍🤪😂 with my own hands ✋👌🤛 to mold 🍄🍼 them for a specific 🐒 diameter. My eyes 👀 are better 👍 than a micrometer. I 👁 can see 👀🙄🤔 bacteria 🧫🦠🤢. I 👁 restore 👊 the block 🏘 and head 💆 surface 🌎 with my own forehead 🙆, withouth protection 🛡. In my life 💓 i 👥 rebuilt 6 🕕 million ⚡ engines 👷, some of them while sleeping 🚫😴 and some while eating 🍚👅💦 my breakfast 🥞

✠ CROM ✠ 6 Apr, 2023 @ 3:50pm

using 🏻 the second 6⃣🕑 pair 💏 of my hands ✋👌🤛. I 👁 shoot 🏫🔫😂 balancing ⚖ weights ⚖ from my eyes 👁 and i 👁 dont 🚫 need 😩 any equipment 🎿 to balance 💯☯ wheels 🚗. I 👥 have turbochargers for lungs 😂 and blowoff valve that let's 🙆 out any API specific 🐒 oil 💦. I 👥 change 🚼 breakes simply 🔢 by looking 👀 at them.

And if i 👥 dont ❌ know 🤔 something 😅 then it either ↔ doesnt exist 😂👌 or i 👁 forgot 🤔 God ⛪🙏😩 to inspire 😍 the right 👌 engineer 👷.

Tremble 😳🤭 and fear 😨 or i 👁 puncture your 👉 tires 😴💤. Or lung 🤭

Epilepsy Warning 27 Mar, 2023 @ 1:18pm

One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

HaRe_Killer 23 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

candy B fan

Sanzi 23 Mar, 2023 @ 1:38pm

enjoy cracker

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