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Mizutsune

How do you fire gun

Very Galunga

The only thing this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heats up is my gpu causing a thermonuclear reaction causing that one scene from Terminator 2 to occur irl

The Panamera is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tank not a car

Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons; most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you’ve earned it. The borderworld, Xen, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed. That’s why I’m here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You’ve proved yourself a decisive man, so I don’t expect you’ll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you’re interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise...well...I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax, after what you’ve just survived. Time to choose.

Pick up that can.

Try not to roll challenge

You can shoot rockets

In-game voice chat sounds like your microphone is in a bag of chips and in tape recorder quality