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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:59am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 8:10pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:29pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:06pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:06pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:55pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:09pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:09pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:17pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:18pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 8:27am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:11am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:19pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:00am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:50pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:32pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:50pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:57pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:40pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:56am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:37pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:54am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:23am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:49am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:03pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:09pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:35am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:47pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:59am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:17pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:54am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:29pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:16pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:50pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:31am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 8:35am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 3:47pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 8:06pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 8:39pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:32am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:52pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:11am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:52pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:14pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:06pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:05pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 3:56pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 3:51pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:11pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:04pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:11pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:11pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:34pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:24pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:15pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:25pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:36pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:49am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:54am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:57pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:57am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:19am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:34pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:25am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:16pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:46pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:05pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:34pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 8:20pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 8:23pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:23am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:39am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:46pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 8:03pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:43pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:58pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:54am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:45am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:58am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:19pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:42am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:56pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 6:18am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:58pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:58pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:14am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:54pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:50am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:07am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:19pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:18am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:02pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:23pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:58pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 6:37am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:27pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:13pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:26pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:57pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:03pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:06am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 6:51pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 6:18am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:41pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:05pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:58pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:10pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:24pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:15pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:25pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:09am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:02pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:16pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:17pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 7:00am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:00pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:04am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:16pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:21pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:55pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:52pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:30pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:24pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:00am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:26pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:22pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:53pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:15pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:16pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:10pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:15pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:24pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:25pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 8:20pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 6:51pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 5:59am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:15am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:20pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:55am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:55am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:15pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:15pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:00am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:52pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:12pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:05pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:05pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:46pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:05pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:14am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:45pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:21pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:34pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:17am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:16pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:21pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:48pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:55pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:15pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 3:42pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:10pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:05am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:16pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:25pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:52pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:01pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:16pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:24pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 8:40pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 6:08am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:06pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:23am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:44pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 8:26pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:58am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:16pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:54pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:15pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:23pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 8:55pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:18pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:37pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:37pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:54am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 9:48pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:51am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:34pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:44pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:38pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:06am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:41am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:41am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:16pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:46pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:49pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:17am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:05am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:16pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:25pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:52pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:01pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:16pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:24pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 8:40pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 6:08am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:33pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:23am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:19pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:16pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 6:37am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:57am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:57am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:49am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:49am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:26am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:26am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:16pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:16pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:57pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:01pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:22pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:52pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:46pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:26am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:04pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:05pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:24pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:32pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:32pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 9:11pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 9:11pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 8:44pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 8:44pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:46pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:30pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 9:11pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:48am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:23pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:05pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 4:43am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:55am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:07pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 8:45pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 8:44am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 7:39am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 2:43pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 2:40pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:24pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 8:38am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:54am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:28pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:26pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:14pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:23pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:46pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:53pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:10pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:24pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:24pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 8:50pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:06pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:40pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:39am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:23pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 7:03pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 7:51pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:36am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:22pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 8:34am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:24pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:53pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:10pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:24pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:24pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 8:50pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:28pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:40pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:39am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:23pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 7:03pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 7:51pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:36am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:22pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 8:34am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:42am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:41pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:32pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 3:14pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:01pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:01pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:40pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:40pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 7:45pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 7:45pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:44pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:47pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:33pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:47pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:25pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:58pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:21pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 8:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 7:46pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 8:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 8:10pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 7:48pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:06am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:03am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:16pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 7:22am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:16pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:16pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:25pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:25pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:23pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:23pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:16pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:16pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:08pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:49pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:33pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 9:11pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:06pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:40pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:27am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:23pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 6:20am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 11:15am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:02am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:25am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 7:52am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:01pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:11am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:13pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 10:38am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 7:46pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:26pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:40pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:08pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:01pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:06pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:41pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:25pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:50pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:50pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 6:18am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 6:18am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:41am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:41am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:11pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:52pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 9:03am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 6:20pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 9:11pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:35pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:40pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:27am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:23pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 6:20am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 11:15am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:02am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:25am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 7:52am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:39am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:58pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:29am



Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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