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1 person found this review helpful
43.5 hrs on record (31.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Objectively harder than Hades 1. Good boss fights but regular mobs feel a bit over-tuned. Beat all available content only thing that's left is the challenge runs at the end. Waiting for devs to update while I farm resources now. :)
Posted 10 May.
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54.8 hrs on record (48.4 hrs at review time)
In every age... There is a cause worth fighting for. But in the future, the greatest threat to our survival will not be man at all...

Now the youth of tomorrow must travel across the stars to defend our world. But they will face an enemy more devastating than any ever imagined.

Arrowhead studios takes you to the front lines of the next frontier... SONY'S review score.

DO YOU WANA PLAY FOREVER?
Posted 4 May. Last edited 6 May.
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4.9 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Already infested with cheaters.

Had 6 games in a row where people with Chinese names held the game hostage with over 80 kills and as high as 160 at the time of this review. They were mag dumping across the map always heads-shotting lmao.

Block China from playing with the rest please. :)

(Since people keep assuming that I think there aren't western cheaters)
Edit: They make up a large majority of the cheating community. By locking them out, of servers they shouldn't be in anyways, it will reduce strain on developers combating the cheating issue at large.
Posted 18 December, 2023. Last edited 8 January.
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23.5 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
Become a chair. Activate Mosquito drone. Fly around and induce paranoid schizophrenia. I love this game.
Posted 7 May, 2023.
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10.4 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Just finished my first playthrough. I have so many things still to discover and man was that a ride. If you liked Undertale you will like this. What a wild fu/ing ride man.
Posted 4 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
101.9 hrs on record (93.6 hrs at review time)
They just don't stop updating this damn game. My hard drive is going to explode.
Posted 15 August, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
85.7 hrs on record (73.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ you 343. I honestly regret pre-ordering this ♥♥♥♥. This will be the last time I give this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ company money.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ predatory micro transaction model creating false scarcity with limited time offers in the store.
The only reason the multiplayer is free is to justify the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ prices on limited cosmetics and the battle pass.

Games as a service needs to die.

||UPDATE||

Co-op campaign, Campaign Mission Replay and Forge are out. Cross core customisation is being discussed.

Infinite has taken half a step forward. I still regret pre-ordering this ♥♥♥♥.

Watching 343 employees leaving and getting fired has been the most cathartic ♥♥♥♥ to drop for this franchise since Reach launched.

||UPDATE 2||

The flagship title for microsoft/xbox is still a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buggy mess. BTB Constantly crashes, UI is still buggy, Equipping Armour pieces drops your FPS very low. Once selecting an armour piece the servers take up to 10 seconds to update and change your armour pieces.

Still garbage. I hope 343/Microsoft commit toaster bath for ruining my 2nd favourite franchise.
Posted 16 April, 2022. Last edited 20 June, 2023.
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421.1 hrs on record (235.4 hrs at review time)
Love this game with all my heart.
Posted 14 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
123.5 hrs on record (39.4 hrs at review time)
Mantis blades make me feel like a Turkish man in a kebab shop
Posted 17 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
503.5 hrs on record (487.0 hrs at review time)
Remember! Its not about reactions. Its about predicting a 20/20/20/20.
Posted 18 July, 2020.
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