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Letdown that rivals No Man's Sky made by an almost equally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ company. Where the DLC are reworked mods with more paid mods that let you pay close to 5 dollars for a single weapon or apparal. The story is garbage and had no emotional attachment, you're forced into your character, you don't get to choose. Most stats dont have much regard unless you max it out, the encounters are unoriginal and unmemorable, and the game literally gives you the strongest gear within the first 30 minutes. The game treats you like an impatient child who can't get anything done with the game spoonfeeding you everything you need without you having to really do anything for yourself, even though the game is rated M for mature players. Bethesda saw the hype for the game, decided that they were going to spend as little time as possible making a game where they could then milk the community for money while at the same time trying to screw over mod makers.

Edit: Mods make the game tolerable I take back what I said about Hello Games and No Man's Sky, they actually put work in and fixed the game.

Playing this game for 1750 hours puts a lot of things into perspective. Finding a new value for the life you're given for example. Making sure each component is used in a calculated and careful way to make sure nothing goes to waste. Not a single missed aspect, carefully extracting any substance that gives you an advantage. Lungs, Kidneys, even hearts are not safe from the ever consuming nature that comes with the cost of living. Profit where you can, morality is a weak man's virtue. Peace brings happiness which fade easily, but warcrimes strike fear and fear is permanent. Strike the weak and bring untold misery to those who surround you in hopes to finally achieve the perfect life you always dreamed of, A table to eat on.

Slows my game down a lot, fps goes from 60 to 25 to 30 for most games

I remember the reason i bought the game was because this whole thing with the life system and everyone collectively had millions of lives, and when that number ticked to zero phase 2 began and no one could buy the game anymore, well that number was false, it didnt tick down, it would show that it would and when you restarted the game the number was right back to where it was. Kind of a shame

Loses more features to the game on launch than Ubisoft.
0/10 IGN
0/10 Time Magazine
0/10 JGPCG
0/10 RPS
0/10 Everyone
0/10 Trusted gaming source
0/10 Game thing
0/10 Game Informer
But mostly, 0/10 my heart (and wallet)

Edit: At the point this game is at now, They have turned the game around, it is a solid game that differs greatly from the original ♥♥♥♥ they released and is a pretty good game now

Edit 2: You guys are still adding content ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I forgive you.

Does arena
editing character
saw you can make your guy really fat
maxes fat option
gives him boots and pants
some long hair
looks like Jesus, but, ya know, fat
only one good name
SlaughterMelon
Sends him into every possible pugalism match
Wins everyone, doesnt lose once
Eventually sends him into swordfights
Still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wins with just fists
Gets alot of money
Collects all of the fallens' clothes
Motto: I win, you lose.... your clothes
Sends him into 6 FFA
Game Glitches, All enemies target only me
Halberds/Swords = Fists?
Nope
Charges SlaughterMelon
Takes 2 out
Gets endlessly torn apart by opponents
All hit at the same time
SlaughterMelon didn't get knocked out like you usually do, He just died
And that was the glorious end of SlaughterMelon
10/10 Great Game
RIP SlaughterMelon

Truly one of my favorite games ever. Great story with various endings and choices, Lots of humor.


Oh the feels you get on any run you do

11/10

The game where you make best friends around a campfire, And a game where you eat best friends around a campfire

The game said it'd copy and paste my review so here it goes......
Climate Control

Click and drag planets

"Ok we got 12 seconds left."

"Whats the last module"

"Simple Wires, 6, 3 Blacks, 2 reds, and a white"

"K, gimme a sec....."

"2 Seconds, no time, gotta cut one"

-Explosion-


10/10 Great Game