"Jesus, do we have to go through this every Friday? Where you act like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I have to finish my shift with you?" - Mike

"like when you're watching ur fav scene and the dude pulls out and her butthole is like the size of dinner plate" - DoctorMiracle

"im nurgles thirstiest poxwalker" - eternalpenance

"This mod has only been out for a few seconds, but the amount of ♥♥♥ I am blasting out is measured in litres" - FFCC99

"I love Capitalism and I don't understand how Chum Bucket can compete with McDonalds across the street in the free market. Did he receive subsidies, other benefits? He literally sells food scraps from the Krusty Krabs landfill" - Nieznany & Notoryczny

"The kind of name that enables one to hurt their fellow human beings." - Verness

"Antivax quote of the day, 'outta the womb and into the tomb' " - Redd

"Carrots don't pull themselves out of asses" - A 6-1 Joe Schoen

"True madness is a Roman watching his city burn as he returns from a voyage that the gods have delayed." - cvb

"Imagine how weird the person who came up with braille was 'Lmao let me just make dots and tell the blind to read this.' " - Redd

"domeass" - Gabe

"Helvetin iso vasara." - Redd

"I have traveled across the ends of the earth, searched far and wide, seen civilizations fall and rise. I have fought many men, most have died. I have lived many an experience and learned many a lesson, and broken many laws meant which were meant to abide. I've seen the arrogance of man be their downfall, and that same arrogance is not to be confused with pride. Here I lay, with only one conclusion to this story's everflowing tide: shut up, no one asked." - Uncle Nate

"thinking about the time damian begged me for a 30 dollar donation" - Wire_vak.d420

"Buenos viejos tiempos" - felipelpipe1628

"if you stopsound novacane you are a betamale" - Pikaman

"Its cheesefrie and frenchburger what is hard about that? It is food, you eat it.
And then for a drink you have some ♥♥♥" - Redd

"Man I wish I could exist in a way that's proper" - Redd

"Hell I've had relationships that lasted less than the time you've played the game so I'll call it an obsession for you" - Redd

"Then get better relationships" - Lowrain
"No." - Redd

"i have a phd in driving" - brycekegley

"5m until we set sail men" - Tigerz

"It makes you look like belligerent drunk uncle with a looming beer gut and a tragic obsession with his past as a two-time bowling champion before the leg injury and divorce laid them low. Negative drip." - LeMentalBreakdown

"is this feral twink touching you in a place or in a way that makes you uncomfortable, spaded?" - Awwwyea

"the entire nation of honduras just joined DL" - Awwwyea

"my first day at a tire distribution center the guy training me got deported lol" - Legion

"why did garrys mod become my evening drinking game" - crystalux

"I'm gonna start drilling your bumhole with that pickle if you keep on making pointless threads." - deluvas

"I will not post this link without WARNING however. Prolonged exposure to this song will result in the decalcifying of the mind and blue-ing of the soul." - Chatoff

"I think someone took johnny moe's advice of smoking weed while mapping" - Chatoff

"I'll still listen to his crap. it's like listening to john lennon after he beat his wife." - ØNZΞ

"♥♥♥♥ WHATEVER BALLZY BEEN SPRAYIN" - Nathanator

"lu do you need the heinrich himmler maneuver or some ♥♥♥♥?" - A 400 lb. Teenage Boy

"IM FINDING OUT WHERE UNGR8T LIVES IRL AND DESTROYING HIS PUEBLO HUT" - Xbox 720 Controller :0000000

"I swear to God if this isn’t a poorly executed trolling attempt I will use your kneecaps as lids for beer" - Yiga Kong

"the entirety of delaware in gmod" - yrureadingdis

"in your future i sense... a lobotomy by a certain... dickslicer" - Awwwyea

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ old ♥♥♥♥ escaped the care home again" - Havel

"this man just approved sex" - Soviet LiL PP

"I just cut my penis off with an angle grinder LOL!" - confuciusconficus

"i legit got like a d cup man
im thinking about going to get em measured
yes
i am actually 480 pounds" - A 480 lb. Teenage Boy

"if you ever feel ignored and depressed, just remember that the bread from yakuza like a dragon got in the sfm workshop before the actual protagonist of the game" - Dakota_the_dog1

"added recoil because i almost got assassinated by a femboy today" - ChristmasMan69420327926

"This user killed 800 Serbian's" - ich bin schwul

"if your toilet was sentient, would you want your toilet to hate your bodily waste or crave it?" - Mefilas

"do you ever just go on google maps to stare at a random house and wonder they can feel your violent sexual energy?" - Hornyboi

"least crack addicted sydney citizen" - rebel6301

"marrow looks like a crusty ♥♥♥ rag that grew limbs" - Random_Jason

"when you cook a meal are arent a chef so why is it that when a guy sucks one ♥♥♥♥ hes gay?" - LoliCreampie

"You're holding illegal information from me
I have your ip address, I could just report you
For holding illegal evidence against me, I have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money, I will take you to court
Do you understand me
I will through my savings
to prove a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ point" - Damien

"always great to see things revived
also... Smells horrible in here.. whats all this white stuff?" - The Onyx

"He’s a man that looks like he glued pube clippings to his chin and lip" - Big Spine

"Tard wrangling is crazy rn" - QUINN

"mans got the white boy 3000" - QUINN

"that made my toes curl" - Flowerboy444

"im going to flay you alive, you hopeless sack of ♥♥♥♥" - eternalpenance

"I understand why eve bit the apple" - Flowerboy444

"precum more like pre-yum am I right gamers" - Talion

"I swear to god if yall call me a latinx again I will rape every member on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEEZYS" - TRANE

"Ever been stung by fire ants on your pp?
It’s not a fun experience
Lemme tell you
They were big, red and stung
I can’t yeet my shmeat, the suffering" - EaonG00

"maybe strip off all that excess muscle
like the wool of a sheep" - eternalpenance

"I'll rearrange your internal organs later bro" - Anty

"the damn puke pus was so powerful it made my tampon shoot straight out" - schrewzy

"Well if you want to toss my salad you need the right dressing" - Sexy Steve

"the ol' chilean sea bass glory hole" - SUMERIAN BLOOD GOD

"i cry blue sherwin williams paint when this song plays" - chatoff

"I shouldn't have been scratching my balls right before the drop" - mahogs9

"denial december off to a good start" - kwsx

"You're like a cat that brings me dead birds when I least expect it. But only from this have I learned how much I love dead birds." - kwsx

"13 moons in the pit for you." - Its Vandfald

"Being gay is the straightest actually because liking straight women mean you like people who like ♥♥♥♥♥ which is gay" - Anty

"people are doxxing me because i commented skibidi toilet sucks" - marshfreakinghoppers

"I feel like I need to send this to someone or else I'll die within a week" - ObamaToast

"my balls are tingling from hearing that" - Ishmael Cobain's Headache

"MEET ME IN THE TUNNELS FOR A BLOWY" - RogueBeast89420

"his insurance prob banned him from adam & eve. com' - 0bso_L33T

"human tourniquette" - SpadedAce

"That picture is a battering ram pounding the fortress of my heterosexuality" - FRien

"take the ♥♥♥♥ cage off and choose a map" - Root

"root do you wanna have hot sweaty sex in the back of my car? its like all glass and its like 150 degrees in there" - astrid

"I just want a footjob so bad." - EaonG00