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Why do you wish to see the lady of the house?

The joke is my name, Miss Herron.
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Tunalemon 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm 
Can a Gay Vegan swallow semen and still be considred a vegan?

Vegans don't eat dairy, semen is a protein containing substance from a mammal, that's very close to dairy. The fact that it comes from a mammal also means it's an "animal product" ... Sure you might not be hurting anyone, but does that seriously mean you would consider yourself a vegan if you swallowed semen? I don't mean any of this in offense, in anyway.. just wondered what the consensus was.
Tunalemon 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38pm 
My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted out laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finally arrived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking at me like i'm some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorrow. Idk man my mom is acting kinda sussy
Tunalemon 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37pm 
No joke. Back in 2004, I had a friend who used to make sick percussive beats in class on the pen and pencil. He did some sick 4/4 and 3/4 rhythms sometimes hitting some cheeky 32nd notes and it was too advanced for my 4th grade ears.

I should get him to come start doing music again. In 2013 to 2016 he was a guitarist in a metalcore band with some old friends of ours. When they broke up he went back home to his wife and kind of gave up on life. He just sits at home like a depressed boy and I honestly tried so hard to stay in touch with him but its so hard to do so when all they want is isolation.

I hope to get him back and perhaps get him back on the musical path again. He was a gifted musician.
FPDB Toaster 5 Apr, 2021 @ 9:18am 
UwU
JenItToWinIt 5 Apr, 2021 @ 9:17am 
butts :steamhappy:
noize 28 Nov, 2020 @ 1:07pm 
Smells like stale Honey Puffs.