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1 person found this review helpful
101.4 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
☑ Cyberpunk

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Posted 10 December, 2020. Last edited 11 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
46.3 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
Better than fornite and many other games.
Posted 15 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
138.9 hrs on record (58.7 hrs at review time)
Good game, decent graphics, good but slightly boring gameplay, alright story but bad and clunky combat, runs at 60 FPS which is both good and bad.

overall:8.5/10
Posted 28 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
650.8 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
This is what kids play.

If you want to be a legend, play GTA San Andreas.
Posted 4 July, 2019. Last edited 6 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
VERY TACKY GAME ESPECIALLY FOR 2018 >:(
Posted 4 July, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
19.0 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
I can't play since it requires UCan'tPlay
Posted 26 May, 2019. Last edited 26 May, 2019.
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7 people found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
57.2 hrs on record (57.2 hrs at review time)
THIS REVIEW IS NOT FUNNY, NOR IS IT HELPFUL
Posted 25 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
13.9 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME CAN FRICK OFF, THIS GAME IS SO ADDICTIVE IT'S STUPID. BAN IT!
Posted 24 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
23.5 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
HOW MANY VILLAGES ARE THERE IN THIS DAMN GAME
Posted 15 May, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.3 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
BEST GAME EVER 11/10
Posted 6 May, 2019.
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