Part 1:
* random guy in sh_t tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city
* don't know why the guards let him in
* figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so shuffle him over
* Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing
* Hear reports someone Killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent
* I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city
* Dragon shows up
* Oh thank the gods!
* Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon

Part 2:
* End of my worries
* He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul
* According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself.
* Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust
* Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible
* Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards
* He leaves without a word
* Hopefully that's the last I'll see him

I’m gonna tell you a story.

She was engaged to him.

Then she flew to the UK… to make a film with him, and broke off her engagement with him and married him.

Then they moved to Los Angeles, and the three of them have been inseparable.

Really?

What’s up?

Steve McQueen: Jay loves Sharon. That’s what’s up. And he knows, as sure as God made little green apples, that one of these days that Polish prick’s gonna f*ck things up and when he does, Jay’s gonna be there.

Connie Stevens: Well, one thing’s for sure.

Steve McQueen: Yeah? What’s that?

Connie Stevens: Sharon absolutely has a type. Cute, short, talented guys who look like 12-year-old boys.

Steve McQueen: Yeah. I never stood a chance.

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