nathjk's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:51am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:51am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:08pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:35pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:01pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:01pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:45pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:01pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:15pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:01pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:01pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:01pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:06pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 2:38pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 10:59am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:49am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:49am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 3:37pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 9:54pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 10:57am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:49am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am