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Dylan.   Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
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Years of Service
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It really makes you think.

Kept you waiting, huh?

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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ReadMe.txt
Hello World!

If you are reading this, you have no life!
I kidding, it’s because you have taken notice of me during a multiplayer session due to my charming personality or because of my team player talents. If you have been really unlucky, it’s from my mic spamming sorry not sorry.

With that said, let me introduce myself. My name is Dylan and I am old enough to be a father figure for your father related trauma.

I am happily married to someone who enjoys long walks on the beach, candle light dinners and has a passion for video games. So unless you are +18 woman who wants to be a third contributor to the family income, please do not ask me to take you out.

Expect my lag and latency to be poor, why you ask? Because Australia has a terrible internet infrastructure, that's why. I have spent nearly 10 years doing fibre installs and the government decided to ♥♥♥♥ it even more by going back to copper for a while.

But anyway getting back on topic, you can tell that exploration is in my genes as I’ve worked almost in all parts of Australia. I use to be the Moderator for quite a few major servers, but now sit on Discord moderating 19 year olds.


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| My Computer Specs [2016] |
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CPU: Intel i7 6700k
CPU Cooler: Corsair H100i v2
PSU: Corsair 780T (Black)
GPU: Asus Strix GTX1070 OC Gaming
Motherboard: Asus Z170 Pro Gaming
RAM: G.Skill Ripjaws V Series 32GB (4 x 8GB)
SSD: Kingston UV400 240G


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| Someone way to cool for me! |
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gtfobreeekchu

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Stingbee 4 Oct, 2016 @ 5:30pm 
space monkeys
Caboose 3 Apr, 2012 @ 10:07am 
Hello there my friend
Cow 30 Mar, 2012 @ 9:48am 
You are wrong. I am not cool. :D
Mr. Shadow Stalker ©® 30 Jan, 2011 @ 2:48am 
This is me posting a comment on my own page :)